There was no need for a Queen

Funny story written by marvin

Sunday, 25 November 2007

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The English Queen has forced English men into a homosexual lifestyle when she created laws favoring women and condemning men. The male hating Queen has betrayed English men since she took power.

The fatal mistake of the English people was their failure to create a law that prevents England from ever being ruled by a female.

The law could have stated: "Under English monarchy law no female member of the royal family can ever rule over England. The male ruler will go by the name King and his wife will be called royal nanny to the house. She will not be allowed to dine with guest and she will not be allowed in royal chambers. The royal nanny to the house will not be allowed to make laws or enforce laws. The royal nanny to the house will not be allowed to make public speeches or address the public in any manner.

"If the King dies without heir, then his brother will rule and if the brother dies then the brothers male children will rule from the order of oldest to youngest. In the event that the brother dies with no children then the uncle will rule. If the uncle dies then the uncles male children will rule from the oldest to the youngest.

"A king will be required to have three wives to assure a male heir or subsequent male heirs in the event of illness or death of the prime heir."

Quote by Elton John: A man's got to take a lot of punishment to become a really funny book.

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