Plucky Pensioner Discovers Hitler In His Local Starbucks

Funny story written by Duff

Sunday, 25 November 2007

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Robert "It just fell to pieces in my hands"

That's how the cookie crumbles. How often have we heard that saying? Well for Pensioner, Robert Dillsprong, the cookie certainly crumbled in a rather strange way indeed. Robert takes up the tale:

"I was in that Jimmy Tarbucks place with Mrs Didsbury like and we had two coffees and cookies. I took the cellophane off mine and was about to dunk it in me coffee when all of a sudden it just sort of fell apart in my hands"

World War 2 veteran Robert went to complain and that's when his amazing day really started. For when he went to the counter he noticed that the elderly German who was washing up the plates was none other than Adolph Hitler.

Hitler, widely believed to have bumped himself off towards the end of the war denied the allegation so Robert called his long time friend and Nazi hunter, Billy Bruegel, and together they were easily able to unmask the former dictator.

"It just goes to show that you never know what the day holds" commented cock-a-hoop Robert.

The Spoof understands that following on from his amazing discovery there are plans to give the plucky pensioner the freedom of his home town of Walsall.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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