Snoopy Paws

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 25 November 2007

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He's just eaten a Flump...

World famous Beagle, jet fighter pilot, and friend to Woodstock, Snoopy is to leave his paw prints in Hollywood's walk of fame.

It is thought that the paw prints will be the first ones of a cartoon animal near the famous Mann's Chinese Theatre.

Snoopy's owner, Charlie Brown, the third husband of Britney Spears said 'This is a great chance for Snoopy. It is the least that he deserves. Woodstock would be hear as well, but he is going Cold Turkey. Linus and Pigpen are around here somewhere there'.

Brown, a recent divorcee of both Peppermint Pattie, (who left him for Marcie) and now Ms Spears still holds a torch for a red headed girl from his youth. The famously morose Cartoon Character is set to appear as Samuel Beckett in a play about the playwright's life.

Snoopy has recently appeared as Brian Griffin in Family Guy.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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