TheSpoof.com First to Warn About Purchasing Lightsabers on eBay
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com - Right here, on none other than TheSpoof.com, you were warned about purchasing lightsabers on eBay.
Read full story"Gmail Users Are Younger, Richer, and Better in Bed" but Spoof Readers and Writers Even Better
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - In an article by Pete Cashmore, it was revealed that the stats show that Gmail users are younger, richer, and better in bed.
Read full storyRepbulicans Accidentally Got Republican Woman
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - Today, a Republican woman was trying to drive across a puddle when she suddenly realized how deep the puddle was.
Read full storySure He Looks Like A Madman, But What Does Mitt Romney Really Believe?
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): It ain't his religion, although the Reverend Al Sharpton might disagree. It ain't his politics, although Democrats see him as running the republican wing on the Republican Party. It's because Mitt Romney is...
Read full storyFelix Minderbinder Gets It Wrong at TheSpoof.com
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - Today, an article on TheSpoof.com entered by Felix Minderbinder got his quote by Tony Blair wrong. In his article, Tony Blair Says He W...
Read full storyBush: Death Penalty for Suicidal Killers
The Bush administration announced today that the President has submitted legislation to Congress making it a federal crime to commit suicide after killing others.
Read full storySpongebob Squarepants enters Presidential Race
Spongebob Squarepants, star of the hit television show of the same name, announced Friday that he has decided to run for President of the United States as an Independent.
Read full storyKenny Loggins' Fans Go Gaga Over His New Album
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Kenny Loggins fans are going gaga over his new CD. His website is overrun with comments about how good the album is.
Read full storyAlligator Safety Plan Initiated
After the tragic deaths of seven alligators in Florida this year, the Department of Wildlife Preservation has begun placement of signs at key locations around the state to warn alligators that their feeding areas may be infested with human swimmers.
Read full storyBill Murray Marries 5-Iron
Celebrity Bill Murray today acknowledged reports that he married a golf club last week. He spoke out to clarify the situation, as there had been reports that he got married at a golf club. He actually married his 5-iron, which has long been hi...
Read full storyBush Passes A Personal Milestone - Writes His Own Name
George Bush was the pride of America today, as for the first time ever, he wrote his own name in joined up writing.
Read full storyABC News Online Besmirches Its Own Polls
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - In an article on ABCNews.go.com, Rick Klein flat out lies about the ABC Internet Polls, claiming that its voters voted multiple times for Ron Paul. The article reads,...
Read full storyNew England Journal of Medicine finds Oral Sex worse than smoking or drinking - but better than not getting any
New York, New York - The New England Journal of Medicine announced this week it made a correlation between the Human Papillomavirus (HPV), oral sex and throat-cancer. Research shows a higher potential for developing throat-cancer by engaging in oral...
Read full storyCharles Bronson In £30,000 Damages Award
A notorious inmate at Full Sutton jail in East Yorkshire, has been awarded compensation amounting to thousands of pounds after a prison officer callously woke him from an afternoon nap.
Read full storyThe Magic Pope creates Brazil's first saint!
Pope Benedict XVI has canonised Brazil's first native-born saint, Friar Galvao, to the cheers of up to a million faithful and two million undecided but who like a good spectacle all the same, gathered in Sao Paulo.
Read full storyScooch Thrown Out Of Eurovision Song Contest
That celebrated international festival of anti-talent, the Eurovision Song Contest gets under way in Helsinki this Saturday amid the usual controversies and scandal that make it one of the most shambolic, manufactured and tedious eve...
Read full storyTexas Woman Who Sold Daughter for $3000 Opens Franchise
A Texas woman who sold her 15 year old daughter for $3000 has decided to open a franchise. Instead of using just one fast food outlet for the business, however, she is adopting five. "In these days of multi-branding, you see lot's of KFCs with...
Read full storyEurovision and Big Brother Combine Forces
Endemol, makers of popular reality show Big Brother today announced plans to combine forces with The Eurovision Song Contest to create a mega formatted tat-fest of weird over-the-top characters.
Read full storyMobile Phone Companies to Introduce Teleport Technology
Reports are coming in of a massive deal signed by the Worlds leading mobile phone companies to introduce teleport technology to their latest models in time for Christmas.
Read full storyParis Hilton and Britney Spears in Lesbian Prison Romp
Paris Hilton, starting her 45 day prison sentence for drink-driving, was today said to be delighted at just how friendly the other prisoners in her women-only detention centre in California are being towards her.
Read full storyNASA Engineers Disagree on Design of New Space Vehicle
HOUSTON, TX (AP Newsliar) -- Lead engineers at Johnson Space Center are in stark disagreement over the best overall design configuration for NASA's planned Ares space launch vehicle.
Read full storyTorture in Iraq as Baghdad hosts Eurovision Song Contest
Tony Blair pulled off one last insult when he persuaded the Eurovision organisers to move the World Famous Song Contest final from Helsinki to Baghdad.
Read full storyBrad Pitt looks terrified as Angelina broods for another kid
Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): It's that all-too-familiar look of terror, disbelief and utter OMFG that men suddenly develop when their wives or partners announce ever so sweetly that darling, wouldn't it be m-a-r-v-e-l-l-o-u-s!...
Read full storyOral sex more dangerous than cigars Lewinsky was told
California - (Ass Mess): Former Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky has spoken today about the first time she was told that oral sex could be more dangerous than cigars.
Read full storyOld, fat, ugly or pregnant strippers will need NYC licence
New York - (Ass Mess): Officials in New York City have become so fed up with the recent influx of old, fat, ugly or "even heavily pregnant" strippers that they have decided to start a new licensing system "before New York becomes a lau...
Read full storyCanadian refuses loyalty oath to Hitler Queen
Toronto - (Ass Mess): A Toronto criminal lawyer is urging new Canadiann citizens to ignore the gimmicky oath of allegiance to the Queen because it is a cynical fraud based on a whopping great big fib.
Read full storyHewlett Packard Develops Printer That Only Prints The Truth
Hewlett Packer announced that the company has succeeded in creating a printer that not only prints scans copies and can be used as a fax machine, but also has a truth sensor device that is built on a CMOS chip that can tell if a document is the truth...
Read full storyParis Hilton confesses to rigging polls for Congressman Ron Paul
Los Angeles -- Stunning observers in the court room, Paris Hilton said that she is the one responsible for rigging several online polls in favor of Presidential candidate, Congressman Ron Paul.
Read full storyTinkerbell Hilton Petition
Nobody has given consideration to Paris Hilton's Chihuahua, Tinkerbell during these trying times. Drunk driving affects everybody. Please take a moment to read and sign the following Petition to Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Your help is needed and appreciated. PETITION
Read full storyM.I T. Study Confirms, Women Are Shamelessly Naked Under Their Clothes
A study done six months ago claimed that all women are, shamelessly naked under their clothes. Something Superman has been claiming for years. Now, a group from M.I.T has challenged that claim.
Read full storyTony Blair Says He Will "Take Down" George Bush if Charged with War Crimes
LONDON (UPI) - Outgoing Prime Minister Tony Blair has announced that he will "take down" and implicate President George Bush if Blair is charged with war crimes.
Read full storyStephen Hawking Goes Canadian
Stephen Hawking, the wheelchair bound UK physicist and author of bestselling book 'A Brief History of Time' has announced he has changed his computer generated accent to Canadian amid fears he is wrongly seen as an American.
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