Kenny Loggins' Fans Go Gaga Over His New Album

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Friday, 11 May 2007

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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Kenny Loggins fans are going gaga over his new CD. His website is overrun with comments about how good the album is.

"the latest album really touched me like none of my gay lovers ever did... it seems that Kenny has read my mind like an open porno," said one of the fans.

Male and female, gay and straight Loggins fans alike seem to love the new album, even though it has a slight country sound on most of the songs. When asked about the country sound, Kenny Loggins replied, "If ONE MORE PERson says I had a COUNTRY sound, I'll KILL the sucker!"

The country sound has been attributed to Loggins reuniting with Jim Messina for a previous tour. The pair became famous in the 70s for "Your Mama Don't Dance and Your Daddy Don't Rock & Roll."

"I didn't want a country sound," said Loggins," but I LOVE the mandolin and wanted a chance to use it again."

Kenny Loggins said that he hoped that the new album would give him more exposure so that he could continue to fund and support his Unity charity which does so much good for the community. Kenny Loggins is one of the few "Rock" musicians who actually does something GOOD with his money. When reporter CalJennings asked if he would like some free publicity for his charity, Mr. Loggins replied, "For goodness sake NO! If word got out that I was doing something like this it would KILL my record sales."

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