First to Warn About Purchasing Lightsabers on eBay

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Friday, 11 May 2007

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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - - Right here, on none other than, you were warned about purchasing lightsabers on eBay.

In the news article, writer CalJennings warned you, "Brian says that you should be careful to be sure that the person who made it was really a qualified Jedi knight when you are purchasing a light saber on eBay." (See Light Saber Explained) news team just received pictures of someone who purchased one of the faulty lightsabers on eBay and we are publishing one of them, no matter how horrible, to show you the dangers of failing to heed our warnings.

"I read the article on The Spoof, but I never DREAMED that such a thing could happen to me. From now on, I'm heeding ALL the warnings I read on The Spoof," said the now flat headed reader after the malfunctioning lightsaber sliced off the top of his head.

Wise words, my friend. Wise words.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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