7 Polyps and a Priest Found In President's Bush's Colon
Doctors performing a colonoscophy on President Bush this weekend were shocked when they found a long lost priest from the Vatican. Father Domino Rodriguez, had been visiting the Vatican from Venenezuela at the same time President Bush paid a visit to...
Read full storyCPS lawyer who gagged cash-for-honors probe "under MI5 surveillance since 9/11"
London - (Rioters): David Perry QC, the Crown Prosecution Service barrister hired to thwart indictments of the Blair dirty tricks department in the cash-for-honors probe, has emerged as a shadowy figure with an MI5 file "as a thick as Abu Hamza&...
Read full storyHanging Washing on the Line Bad for Environment
After an exhaustive three year study, scientists at the University of the Isle of Dogs, East London, (UIDEL) have discovered what they think could be the real cause of global warming - people all over the world hanging out their washing to dry writes...
Read full storyAl Gore Jr. Charged with felony drug-possession; faces 2 years in jail; Lawyers to use 'Fruit from the Poisoned Tree' defense over dad's objection
San Diego, California - Al Gore Jr. was formerly charge with felony drug-possession and one moving violation that stemmed form his traffic stop for speeding which resulted in his arrest on July 4th. If convicted on the more serious charge, Gore Jr.,...
Read full storyKim Jung Il to Temporarily Resign
(MUSICMAN PRESS) It seems running a country while in rehab is just too much for Kim Jong Ill. As you may recall, Kim checked into St. Alexandra Home for the Rehabilitating into Society in San Francisco, reported at The Spoof earlier this month.
Read full storyLast Cannibal Woman Dies of Tooth Decay
A 98 year old cannibal woman from the Chupacabra tribe has finally passed on. After many years in the mountains of Kilamanjaro, the woman's teeth had become useless because of chewing gum with too much sugar.
Read full storyPresident Bush Back Side
Washington Toast - It was clear that the Saturday morning television news channels were flooded with President Bush's colonoscopy examination. Apparently nothing else was happening, if so, it wasn't mentioned. Not even a fake terrorist attac...
Read full storyHeather Mills faces losing her other leg
London - (Ass mess): Children of entertainer Paul McCartney have said that their dad's daftass gold-gigger wife Heather Mills may just lose her other leg if she carries on with her arm-and-leg divorce plans to fleece him for a reported £30 millio...
Read full storyCash-for-Honors cops: decision was political
London - (Ass mess): Cash-for-honors police investigators have said the CPS decision not to prosecute was purely politicial and 'joined at the hip' to George Bush's personal orders to Blair to close down the BAE fraud investigations that...
Read full storyBlair and the Hill of Evil Counsel
Tel Aviv - (Ass Mess): As he flies to Jerusalem tomorrow on the first leg of his Global Piss process mission bankrolled exclusively by ex-Saudi ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar, Tony Blair faces being stitched up by...
Read full storyElvis Sighted At Home Depot
(Memphis) - The King of Rock & Roll was spotted at a Home Depot outside of Memphis, Tennessee today, 30 years after his reported death.
Read full storyWorld's Most Important Event - Harry Potter's Last Book
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - A Harry Potter artifact was found just as J. K. Rowling's last Harry Potter book has rolled off the shelf, proving that Harry Potter was a real sorcerer. Ms. Rowling has cautioned everyone not to read the last chap...
Read full storyI'm Outraged Claims GOD
TheSpoof! can officially announce that Leader of the Christians known to many as GOD is rumored to be very outraged over the recent attacks on his name by insurance companies who just don't want cough up and pay out. GOD is appar...
Read full storyDoctors Remove 5 Polyps From Bush's Brain
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Doctors removed five large polyps from President Bush's brain on Saturday and "all appeared worrisome," a White House spokesman said. Doctor's also removed Bush's colon from his brain and reattached it...
Read full story"Let sleeping elephants lie…or you may [die]," Man in Thailand learns too late trying to compose ancient proverb of his own
Sidney, Australia - An elephant killed a 30-year-old-man in eastern Thailand today. Reportedly, he provoked the fatal incident by hitting the idle beast while it was asleep in a field. Onlookers tried to rescue the man from the enraged six-year-old c...
Read full storyConservative Leader Takes Hug-A-Hoodie "A Step Too Far"
Deranged Conservative leader David Cameroon is said to be taking his latest attempt to appeal to the working classes a step to far after staggering into the Conservative Party Conference swigging a bottle of White Lightning, smoking a roll up...
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