Cash-for-Honors cops: decision was political

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Sunday, 22 July 2007

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CPS lawyers were easy meat say the cash for peerages cops

London - (Ass mess): Cash-for-honors police investigators have said the CPS decision not to prosecute was purely politicial and 'joined at the hip' to George Bush's personal orders to Blair to close down the BAE fraud investigations that saw £1.2 mbillion of UK taxpayers' money paid over to Saudi Prince Bandar.


"We weren't allowed to examine Downing Street electronic records about the BAE probe," officers said today, "because the Director of Public Prosecutions Sir Ken MacDonald - who runs Matrix Chambers where Cherie Blair is a QC - and former Attorney General Lord Goldsmith said it wasn't in the national interest to arrest any politicians holding up the appointed Puppet Monarchy or it's hired assasins elevated to peers at the House of Lords."

Privately Fraud Squad cops have also hinted darkly that Blair's grip on nepotism guaranteed that a close blood relative of his and his ex-Downing Street gatekeeper Ruth Turner-Prize would be in charge of dropping all charges againt him Lord Levy and Christopher 'Bung' Evans.

"This is a classi IRA cell whose long-term interests have been guaranteed by Opus Dei, which in turn is a financial arm of the KGB master-spook Prince Bandar."

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