Heather Mills faces losing her other leg

Funny story written by queen mudder

Sunday, 22 July 2007

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McCartney's kids say Heather will be the one who pays

London - (Ass mess): Children of entertainer Paul McCartney have said that their dad's daftass gold-gigger wife Heather Mills may just lose her other leg if she carries on with her arm-and-leg divorce plans to fleece him for a reported £30 million settlement.

"She doesn't know how just lucky she is to have that one remaining leg," Stella McCartney said this weekend.

"If she really wants to hold on to it them she should be grateful that nobody has yet outed her as being a bigamist, still married to one of the Middle East's biggest crack cocaine dealers.

"We've also said nothing yet about that Prince William lookalike who is her own son spawned in a sordid dirty weekend in Paris in 1982.

McCartney's four children from his first marriage to Linda Eastman are reported this weekend to be organising a joint meeting with Mills and her lawyer which will be videotaped for posterity.

"Either she can accept our terms or we will out her in such a way that Dad obviously hasn't the stomach to do.

"We think it will be Heather who will pay Dad in any divorce settlement after we have finished with her."

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