CPS lawyer who gagged cash-for-honors probe "under MI5 surveillance since 9/11"

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Sunday, 22 July 2007

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Cash-for-honors: CPS lawyers easily persuaded

London - (Rioters): David Perry QC, the Crown Prosecution Service barrister hired to thwart indictments of the Blair dirty tricks department in the cash-for-honors probe, has emerged as a shadowy figure with an MI5 file "as a thick as Abu Hamza's" according to reliable spooks' sources dining at The Wolseley restaurant in Mayfair tonight.

The 50 year old barrister, who took silk only last year, was reportedly shoehorned into the top CPS position by his Opus Dei paymasters after 9/11 due to fears that they had nobody to suborn witnesses in forthcoming litigation such as the God's Banker murder trial which recently collapsed in Rome after all five defendants walked free.

Perry's Spanish wife is a long time Opus Dei member and although separated from her QC husband, is said to pull the strings at a distance whenever ordered by her superiors.

Totally unsubstantiated wildcat rumors place Perry at the center of a blackmail conspiracy designed to enure Blair and Co never faced charges in the cash-for-honors probe.

These reports maintain that a child molestor ring which took a young girl hostage in Portugal this May leaned on the CPS via Perry, to ensure Blair and other top IRA gangmasters - hired by Thatcher on Ronald Reagan and Bush 1's orders in 1983 - would remain untainted just as long as their master George Bush 2 is in office at the White House.

"We're keeping this one under wraps for a little longer," MI5 sources hinted today.

"It's going to take just a few more days before the whole Blair cockroach cabal can be busted with full military pageantry.

"Prepare to batten doen the hatches."

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