China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs
In what will fast become a major international incident, China's foreign Minister lashed out at the United States for approving the drug for obese dogs.
Read full storyNazi royal pic backed for Turner Prize
London - (Ass Mess): An early nomination for the 2007 Turner Prize shows the House of Von Battenburg in traditional ceremonial costume with Harry dressed in Nazi uniform and Diana depicted as the Saviour Jesus.
Read full story94-Year-Old Granny Tied Saddam's Noose From Historic Rope
WASHINGTON, Jan. 6, Reuters -- A 94-year-old folk artist tied Saddam Hussein's execution noose using the rigging of an historic warship, then risked her life to save the rope from a lynch mob, the White House said today.
Read full storyChief Justice Rehnquist fled Supreme Court in his pyjamas
Washington DC - (Riotous): FBI files released today show that Ronnie Raygun's Chief Justice William Renhnquist was a delusional paranoiac who once tried to escape from the Supreme Court dressed only in his pyjamas because he thought that the CIA...
Read full storyMan Spontaneously Turns Into Dog
There was shock and horror today at the Russell family home in Gloucester when father of two, Jack, spontaneously turned into a dog.
Read full storyAlabama Vaults to Number One in BCS Snafu
In a stunning surprise that calls into question just how the BCS rankings "really" work, the University of Alabama Crimson Tide vaulted to the Number One ranking, following the hiring of Nick Saban as head coach.
Read full storyIllegal Bananas Pose Threat to U.S. Soft Fruit Industry
President Bush today proposed yet another broad, sweeping unconstitutional anti-terror plan designed again not so much to catch Bin Laden but rather to quell the alarming flow of illegal "Banana-People" crossing our southern borders.
Read full storyViagra Pills to be Sold Individually
Ceasar's Palace Hotel and Casino has recently obtained the services of Dr. Dick Upwood, M.D.. The doctor will be located in the pool area and will sell the prescription drug Viagra to any middle aged man wandering the area, checking out the girls.
Read full storyBig Two Come To Blows In Blue Peter Garden
The Spoof can report on a sensational scrap that took place today between the former queen of TV cheffery and the new younger, and some say, more glamorous pretender.
Read full storyYou're Fired! Popular Show Gets Radical New Twist
The BBC has announced that this year its hit show, The Apprentice, will be getting even meaner than previous years.
Read full story"Straight" Banana's On The Run; Do Not Fit Into Dairy Queen's New Gay Culture
Another fugitive banana was found today hiding out in the men's bathroom of a convenience store off the interstate. Apparently, straight bananas being asked to perform front door and active-passive banana splits for customers at the new Dairy Que...
Read full storyYankees Exercise Litte Known Return Policy
Yankee owner and CEO (Commandante Executive Officer) George Steinbrenner has decided that he will invoke the little known return clause in Randy Johnson's contract. "Let's just say ,it didn't fit," Commandant Steinbrenner comm...
Read full storyMassachusetts Man Marries His Job
A Massachusetts man has become the first person in the US to formally marry his job. Jason Nirrette of Boston used a loophole in the Massachusetts gay marriage law to enter into holy matrimony with his job as a stockbroker. Nirrette, 34, said he ha...
Read full storyTaliban Leader Complains About Bin Laden
Mullah Mohammed Omar ,infamous leader of the radical fundamentalist Afghani Taliban, complained that he has not seen Osama Bin Laden for five years. " I write , I call , I even e-mail and nothing, absolutely nothing!" : The Mullah has lamented to friends. " We were close , really close and now it's like we never even knew each other. I know life must be tough in the caves or whe...
Read full storyHiring 'Retards' just got too expensive
Giant corporations like Raytheon Corporation whose slogan is "We bring evil things to death" have decided that the new minimum wage increase in Arizona has out-priced them out of the "persons with disabilities" market.
Read full storyRoyal Navy resizes
A 'leaked' UK government document shows that the Royal Navy is to be resized.
Read full storyMetre -v- Foot
In the UK we used to have a measurement called The Foot. Definition - 12 inches.
Read full storyDick Cheney Gives Up Guns, Goes Bow Hunting
Vice President Dick Cheney, after his recent shotgun fiasco with a lawyer friend, has given up firearms. The second in command of the United States has announced that he has taken up the bow and arrow.
Read full storyBreast Implants Now in Designer Colors
Hollywood plastic surgeons have teamed with the fashion industry to release a new line of breast implants, now available in designer colors. Now, women who were stuck with white Caucasian breasts, yellow Oriental breasts, light-brown Hispanic breast...
Read full storyTroops of The Burning Legion Threaten U.S. Capitol; New Evil-doers will be crushed, Bush says
Washington,DC.----Reports from the National Security Agency indicate large numbers of sinister characters may be mobilizing and the District of Columbia is a possible target. Facts are sketchy, but a large army, apparently part of the
Read full storyBritney and her Vagina Run Risk of Over Exposure
It has been the hottest topic searched on the internet for the past few years. It is the photo that has been used as wall-paper more than any other. It has been sent back and forth on more cell phones that any other picture. If you have not guesse...
Read full storyMasterly Ill Clown arrested for impersonating himself
A clown suffering from mental health problems was arrested for providing his real driving license, Rob Alexander, was pulled over because his boot was open, sadly at the time he was in clown make up and was on his way to a party.
Read full storyDemocratic Congress Passes Law Requiring All Supreme Court Justices Get Drug Tested
The democratic congress didn't waste any time getting started today when they passed legislation requiring all Supreme Court justices to be drug tested before taking their seats on the bench. This comes in the wake of the discovery that the late...
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