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Saturday, 6 January 2007

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A clown suffering from mental health problems was arrested for providing his real driving license, Rob Alexander, was pulled over because his boot was open, sadly at the time he was in clown make up and was on his way to a party.

The driving license showed a 7 year old picture of Alexander supporting a hippy style hair cut a beard.

The police offer accused him of providing fake ID and porously dressing up as a clown to fool police if he was pulled over. The clown then broke down in tears and said the truth was he had had a sex change. The office then had to call in a female office to search him.

Alexander then used water pistol to make it look like he'd wet himself.

After being searched and ' strongly advised to seek medic help', he was un arrested and free to go. However. Upon driving on not only had he left his boot open, all the doors fell of the police stopped the car only to discovered all the wheels where jet packed and he clown managed to fly away. Just hours later he was re arrested on suspicion of setting fire to a Boeing 747 and is awaiting trial at the old Bailey.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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