Written by Pointer

Saturday, 6 January 2007

Mullah Mohammed Omar ,infamous leader of the radical fundamentalist Afghani Taliban, complained that he has not seen Osama Bin Laden for five years. " I write , I call , I even e-mail and nothing, absolutely nothing!" : The Mullah has lamented to friends. " We were close , really close and now it's like we never even knew each other. I know life must be tough in the caves or wherever he is hiding but he apparently still has time to taunt the west with cryptic e-mails and radio broadcasts. But me I get nothing!", the Mullah was heard to complain.
Friends have commented that they think Mullah Mohammed may have a point. Ibrahim O'Brien from the Dublin Muslims recalled: " They practically lived together! You can't just live under protection of somebody's government and then just drop out of sight!" . " Omar and Osama -the two O'S ! They were like brothers or even closer if you get my drift", rejoined Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad of Venice Beach CA.

Rumor has it that the thing that has Omar so incensed is the fact that his contacts with his old friend, Bin Laden seemed to stop just when George W Bush apologized for his "Dead or Alive " rhetoric about Osama. An anonymous source close to Omar has heard him pacing night after sleepless night bemoaning Osama's disappearance: " If that camel jockey thinks he can jilt me for that illiterate cowboy,he's got another thing comin".

This is not the first time Omar has shown a jealous streak , according to friends.His boyhood companion , Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad currently of Detroit, MI recalls: " That guy was the most envious sucker I knew. Don't get me wrong! He was a hell of a friend but he would always keep count of how long before you saw him or called him. With that guy it was always six days since you called, seven days since we went to mosque. It drove me bananas!"

We tried to get a comment from Bush for this story but Tony Snow, White House spokesperson was the only one who would answer our questions.

US: Did Bush know his apology would have this effect on the Taliban leader?

Snow: Our president is the decider and when he decided to decide this of course he decisively knew how his decision would turn out!

US: Will the love triangle among Bush, Bin Laden and Omar provide an opportunity for peace or a catalyst to more violence?

Snow: Love triangles hardly ever result in anything good,just ask our Christian Conservative supporters .

US: So you admit there is a homosexual love triangle involving George W , Osama and the Mullah...

Snow: S..no comment

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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