Giant corporations like Raytheon Corporation whose slogan is "We bring evil things to death" have decided that the new minimum wage increase in Arizona has out-priced them out of the "persons with disabilities" market.
Raytheon CEO and former professional wrestler Killer Kywolski commented: "We used to love to hire those goofy clowns but now Arizona wants us to pay them a living wage! If I gotta pay the full ride I might as well hire one of Arizona's many illegal aliens or their numerous high school drop outs.
"They won't be as funny as the "tards" but at least they'll be able to take themselves to the bathroom and we won't have to erase all the crazy shit those retards used to scrawl on our missiles.
"One time this really duh guy drew Bart Simpson on the missile shell with him writing his after-school blackboard punishment that read: I MUST NOT BOMB INNOCENT CIVILIANS. It took us hours to get that crap off the missile before we could sell it to the government so they could drop it on who knows who!
"We're gonna miss those dumbbells but business is business and all's fair in war and war!"