Washington DC - (Riotous): FBI files released today show that Ronnie Raygun's Chief Justice William Renhnquist was a delusional paranoiac who once tried to escape from the Supreme Court dressed only in his pyjamas because he thought that the CIA was plotting against him.
The disclosure comes during a vital moment for the Bush Administration as its delves hysterical archives to see what qualities previous presidents looked for when appointing senior members of the judiciary to the Supreme Court.
Clearly few contenders today are of the caliber of Judge Rehnquist who was diagnosed by psychiatrists as addicted to opiates to alleviate his loathing of the Spanish tenor Placido Domingo.
Despite 33 years of freely hallucinating while on the bench of the Supreme Court Rehnquist held down the top job by making other paranoid delusionals such as the Reverend Pat Robertson and George Bush Junior seem relatively normal, based on the assumption that what was par for the course for the top judge in the US must also be reasonable for the country's religious and political luminaries.
The FBI has promised to publish more details of notable psychos who have been at the helm of shaping national opinion during the nation's darkest hours.
