Internet Sex Store Goes Public

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Sunday, 4 February 2007

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The Dili-Gent, the Gentlemen's Dildo (without its black tie design)

The sex supply store on the skinternet founded by Sexgurus King Havinghurst and Queen Colleen Dawurst, Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia.cum, has made its first public offering at a press conference in an undisclosed location in a Liverpool pub.

The secrecy, of course, is due to one of the most bizarre stories of the year.Some homicidal RC Curate has been pursuing the expert couple on coupling across the planet while they have become all the rage with sex advice, porn films and the online device outlet.

P4YG's top sellers from the Christmas catalogue were the following in order of worst to best:

5) Liver-wurst flavored condoms, dental dams and lubricant
4) The Beginner's guide to SpaGasms
3) The Invisible Cock Ring
2) Atomic Balm Heating and Cherry-Flavored Lubricant
1) Best-Seller -Apple's newest i-pod: The i-pocketpussy

Given enough stock, purchasers the sexpert pair hope to develop their own line of i-vibes for men and women. First on the wish-list is the Dili-Gent, classy black tie dildo for the gentlemen who like a little direct prostate play.

At the opening bell on Wall Street P4YG was coming on like a stallion!

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