The solution to climate change was proclaimed this morning by top government research scientists, and surprised many.
In a leaked report from the UN, leading authorities prove that the world is, in fact, a completely flat surface, and that all our methods of calculating the effects of climate change have been corrupt from the off.
The report goes on to describe the number of missing persons over the last 20 years due to 'falling off' the world- and by God, does it reach a number.
The US declined to comment, but a spokesman for Tony Blair had this to say:
"Yes, it is true that the world is flat, and we are constantly developing work in this field. Until reports are confirmed, no further work is to be done to prevent climate change."
