The Worst Wookie

Funny story written by JR CLOWN

Sunday, 4 February 2007

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[Hollywood] - So there Chewie was, begging for a buck. He had been whoring himself out for years to tourists in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre. But this past Thursday Chewbacca crossed into the Dark Side when a tour guide began whimpering negatively towards the beast. Chewbacca did the only thing a beast could do -- Headbutt the tour guide into Oblivion.

When the Imperial Guards arrived at the scene Chewbacca made a gurgling moan in what bystanders claimed meant, "Uh-oh". Chewbacca was charged with battery, and was taken away in a pod to the Death Star.

Officials would not comment on exactly the punishment for his crime, but the Dark Lord had just past the "Head for a Head" act.

Han Solo commented on behalf of Chewie stating, "If a hairy mammoth could find work easily, he would have taken it. Begging on the streets was his last resort". Solo and other conrads waved goodbye to Chewie, and would not comment further.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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