Two Black NFL Coaches Face Each Other in Super Bowl
For the first time in NFL history, a black head coach has led a team to the Super Bowl. For the first time in NFL history, he will also face another black head coach on the opposite sideline.
Read full storyPrograms allow US Air Force to monitor deployed Airmen who e-mail, chat with family members
US Air Force officials continue to provide deployed Airmen and their families with Web-based communication tools, allowing officials to monitor e-mail and instant messaging from virtually anywhere in the world. "AFIM," the Air Force Instan...
Read full storyNFL Hall of Fame Inductees Announced
The NFL announced their Class of 2007 Hall of Fame Inductees. The group will be introduced at the Super Bowl on February 4th.
Read full storySatan Grants Rare Interview
Satan, dark lord and master of the underworld, granted a rare interview today. Typically reclusive, the devil agreed to meet with selected reporters this morning at the entrance to hell. Commenting on his recent popularity, Beelzebub identified this...
Read full storyNFL / Super Bowl stops church from airing game
A church was, cease and desisted, by the NFL for using "The Super Bowl", name and charging admission to see the game.
Read full storyJaws Not A Real Fish Sensation
Shock news that the big fishy thing in the movie, Jaws, was in actual fact a clever studio prop made to look like a fish.
Read full storyDubious, The Naked Truth - The Wondiferous Suit
Once upon an early century time (as viewed by those who are eminently possessed of 20/20 perspective), there was an "emperor" whose abilities with thinking complex concepts and causal relationships were notably abridged at best and generally completely lacking and dreadful.
Read full storyLook to the Sky!
Today the Federal government released their monthly report on UFO sightings and Alien Invasions.
Read full storyWalmart Cited for Hiring Dead Door Greeters
Walmart, in a pickle AND a jam since the Cincinnati explosion is now trying to explain why WKYI of Bakersfield broke a story accusing Walmart of hiring corpses to sit in their wheelchairs and greet people at the front door. Ken "Kenneth" of...
Read full storyPeace Breaks Out At Soccer Game
Argentina - One thousand soccer fans where forced to make friends, and over nine-hundred were smiled at after peace broke out at a local soccer game.
Read full storyPresidential candidates warned: No Fat Wives
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Wannabe presidential hopefuls have been warned by leading political lobby group The AC/DC Style Bible that both they and their spouses had better start shedding the pounds right away because no presidential candidate has e...
Read full storyWord "Vagina" Missing From The English Dictionary; Several Spoof Writers Detained
In very disturbing news today, the official keeper of words, Wally Rostincowski reported that the word, vagina was missing from the dictionary. Rostincowski, a linguist from Oxford University and world word record holder of the most...
Read full storyPanda Robs Chase
A Panda bear, native of China absconded from an east LA Chase bank with over $250,000 after he and his owner stood in the bank line for over 7 minutes before reaching the teller where the 250 lb Panda's owner whispered to the teller, "Li...
Read full storyNon-Aligned crack barons visit Iran nuclear plant
London - (Rotters): The Non-Aligned Crack Barons Movement has sent a delegation of observers to London to inspect a nuclear device that Iranian ayatollahs and Saudi Arabia's Prince Waleed planted under Westminster Abbey as part of Tony Blair'...
Read full storyEngland win!
In a totally bizarre break from the long-standing tradition, England have beaten Australia in a cricket match. Admittedly they had to bring the Irish in to help them out on the lend-lease scheme, but let nothing detract from the shocking and probably...
Read full story"Rampant Rabbit" Looks To Its Carbon Footprint
Sex shop chain, Anne Summers, has today decided to do something about its carbon footprint and is introducing biodegradable merchandise for the first time.
Read full storyMariah Carey - Playboy Spoof
Diva Mariah Carey is to grace the front cover of Playboy it has been revealed.
Read full storyChavez to join satirical website after latest Bush taunt rockets
Caracas - (Rioters): Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez is to write a weekly column for a top satirical internet site after soaring approval ratings of his considered political assessment that George W Bush is "more dangerous than a monkey w...
Read full storyPresident Bush's sobriety called into question as Paris Hilton is named Ambassador for Iraq
There were raised eyebrows on Capital Hill today as President Bush named airhead heiress, Paris Hilton, as the new American ambassador for Iraq and sparked new fears that the President had started drinking again.
Read full storyBlair holds Brown at knife-point as hostage crisis continues at No 10
There were chaotic scenes last night when Prime Minister, Tony Blair, refused to attend a police interview and instead took an astonished Gordon Brown hostage at knife-point.
Read full storyTony Blair Breaks Down During Police Questioning
Prime Minister Tony Blair dramatically broke down during police questioning over the 'cash for honours' scandal.
Read full storyBreakthrough in Gene Recreation
Dr. Rupert J. Boredwell once said "Let's make a superhuman." The next day he was found shot dead and his apartment was empty. His successor Dr. I.M Gaye (I seem to be writing about him alot), took over his project soon made a breakthrou...
Read full storyYouTube Shows Super Bowl Days Before the Game
The NFL is in an uproar after on-line video giant YouTube allowed users to not only view but download Sunday's game complete with halftime show, Bud Lite commercials and MVP awards BEFORE the game was even played. One unnamed YouTube surfer said,...
Read full storySandbox Brawl Ensues as Viacom Orders YouTube to Remove Viacom Clips
Media giant Viacom thought it had a new best friend when YouTube featured a menu of video clips that provided free advertising for many Viacom programs.
Read full storyOxford Dictionary Officially Changes Alphabetical Order to Put "U" and "I" Together
Oxford, England - Look at you being all foxy, all by yourself at the end of the bar you foxilicious baby doll you. Can I buy you a drink? Have you heard the latest news?...
Read full storySexy-Self-Help Made E-Z
Now that just under ten thousand syndicates are publishing Lord Havinghurst and Lady Colleen Dewurst's (they were just Lorded and Laid-eed last Lent), letters have been 'ejaculating' from all over for their sex advice column.
Read full story"Run for Your Life While Helping Others Come" Breaks Its Cherry
Sexperts Sir and Dame Havinghurst Dawurst, having only received these honours after a fortnight, have sold a million in their second foray into the crowded world of sex advice books, with: Run For Your Life While Helping Others Come.
Read full storySheikh of Dubai pulls DIC out before Coming to Terms
Sheikh Mohammed hasbin Rashed Al Lacarte of the Dubai International Capital (DIC) was about to come to terms with Liverpool until he learned of an American suitor.
Read full storyTwo Charged in Boston After Ad Campaign "Blows Up"
The two young men arrested for placing electronic advertising around the city of Boston on Wednesday were charged with misdemeanor offenses today and were sentenced by a Boston judge to poll dancing for 38 straight hours in Boston Common.
Read full storyPope caught having sex with badger
It is rumored that Pope Benedict XVI was arrested by police in Rome this afternoon, after being caught having sex with a badger. The badger was said to have been wearing a Nazi uniform. It is not yet known whether the badger enjoyed the encounter.
Read full storyUniversity of Oregon to Change School Mascot
Eugene, OR - The University of Oregon is making a ripple this week in the PAC-10 pond. Due to insistent pressure from the school's alumni association, the university has funded a commission to select a new mascot for the school's many sports...
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