Pope caught having sex with badger

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Saturday, 3 February 2007

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Pope Benedict, badger "lover"

It is rumored that Pope Benedict XVI was arrested by police in Rome this afternoon, after being caught having sex with a badger. The badger was said to have been wearing a Nazi uniform. It is not yet known whether the badger enjoyed the encounter.

The news will come as a shock to Catholics, as their religion generally frowns upon sex before marriage. Although the Bible does not explicitly prohibit badger love, it is unlikely that the Pope f**king a badger will be a very popular act. The Pope was not married to the badger at the time.

His Holiness the Pope is said to have been suffering from frustration and appears to have taken out his lustfulness on the unfortunate animal. It appears that it was the Pontiff who dressed up the badger before committing his lustful act.

This is not the usual method for the Pope to have intercourse (if indeed there is one) and would sadly not have resulted in a half-Pope, half-badger offspring.

God refused to comment on the matter.

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