Sexperts Sir and Dame Havinghurst Dawurst, having only received these honours after a fortnight, have sold a million in their second foray into the crowded world of sex advice books, with: Run For Your Life While Helping Others Come.
The text is a combination personal narrative of the couple's now famous flight across the world while being pursued by a Catholic Priest-Assassin, Fr Tittslesin O.Carm.Lite.
In one of the more dramatic scenes Tittlesin has the sexgurus trapped in the Tower of London. It looks like curtains for the coupling king and queen till Dame Colleen Dewurst squirts her cherry flavored lubricant, Red Sweete Divine (besides sex advise tomes the pair have been coming out with a full line of sexy devices and accoutrements called Paraphanalia for your Genitalia) in the eye-Tittslesin, it seems is a cyclops- of the homicidal clergyman.
The titillating twosome then slide down the outside of the tower aback a veritable magic carpet made of lubed dental dams.
If you appreciate drama and bundles of sexstuff used in imaginative ways, run, no, come and get this book!
