Sheikh Mohammed hasbin Rashed Al Lacarte of the Dubai International Capital (DIC) was about to come to terms with Liverpool until he learned of an American suitor.
Lady Lady Liverpool was livid: "The Sheikh just up and ran like Lord Liverpool would do when we wuz teens!".
Rumor has it that the Sheikh is the Sheikh of 'coitus interruptus'. "All of my seventy wives say they prefer it when I withdraw. They say it is very chic in Dubai. I don't know what the Liverpuddlians are bitchin'about. The US billionaire will come all over here if that's what she wishes!"
Lady Lady Liverpool said: "The DIC gave us a twenty-four hour ultimatum in Arabic. Our interpreter said it roughly translated as: Shit or Get off the pot. Instead he pulled the DIC out and took a dump in our Liver Pool. At least it was brown already, the Liver Pool, I mean"
It was Grand Master Pimp, David Gimme Moore who seems to have involved the American and his wad before the Sheikh could shoot his.