YouTube tries to resolve thigh ban with new YouFatArseTube site
Cyberspace - (Disaster Press): The YouTube video-sharing website has offered to show how to block unsightly material of cellulite thighs that has insulted a lot of people including an Asiatic despot called King Bum Boil Adulyadej.
Read full storyOpen Grunting Season on Mitt Romney
Inquiries with officials in the states where Mitt Romney has lived cannot confirm the Republican presidential contender's claim to be a lifelong grunter.
Read full storyAhmadinejad told British "Hoppit!"
Iranian President Ahmadinejad has signed a book deal with a leading publishing house in Britain worth 7 figures about the recent incident involving members of the British Navy. He has rejected criticisms that it is d...
Read full storyManchester The New London!
Alex Poots (real name!) loves his adpoted new home city. Being a Macunian is a dream come true according to the former Edinborovian.
Read full storyCharles Manson Found on the Shroud of Turin!
Scientists and image analysts studying the Shroud of Turin have announced their findings during the Holy season of Easter. Guisseppe I. Justwowerk-Ferdapapa, lead scientist on the two decade study revealed that the DNA and the Image analysis confirms...
Read full storyBush Crawford Ranch Actually Former Branch Davidian Compound
In the 1990's, there was an armed stand-off, followed by a a fire and armed assualt of the Branch Davidian compound outside of Waco, Texas. Investigative reporters have just learned that the same Branch Davidian complex sits on a corner of the P...
Read full storyYoda, Jedi Master, found in Easter Island tomb
In a galaxy far, far away… Well, maybe not that far… Archaeologist have discovered a hidden tomb beneath a statue on Easter Island that appears to contain the remains of Yoda, the Jedi Master and his wrecked escape pod. Also found with Yoda...
Read full storyBush Family Syndicate has Easter Celebration at Crawford Ranch
Just as the celebrated Sopranos return to HBO tonight minus the popular Vito character, members of the Bush crime family are gathering today to celebrate their veto.
Read full storyUnbelievable Things Going On In Bognor
It's the sort of thing that you couldn't believe under normal circumstances but of course things are hardly normal these days, are they?...
Read full story"What's My Motivation, Victoria?"
The Royal Shakespeare Company's 2007 autumn season is to include a new production of Macbeth at it's Stratford-upon-Avon home.
Read full storyDancing with the Star Whores: Heather Mills' and George Bush's Lust Tango in Paris
New York - (Ass Mess): A frantic Heather Mills has been caught in secret email exchanges with President George W Bush by private investigators working for her husband's divorce lawyers.
Read full storyKing David goes into business selling soil and satire
Satirist King David was reported taking part in a new business venture yesterday. The earthy humorist was witnessed selling soil and satire at the local farmer's market in Durham. After being interviewed, the obdurate pragmatist said that he coul...
Read full storyOxford Lose Boat Race After Iran Captures Crew
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has defended the capture of the Oxford Boat during the annual race with Cambridge stating the boat was "clearly within Iranian waters".
Read full storyJesus returns in time for Easter! Causes kerfuffle.
The White House have requested that Jesus Christ should pop in to the Guantanomo Bay leisure facility for a little chat about his activities in the middle east since his arrival back on the planet. Apparently, he spent just over a mo...
Read full storyJohn McCain Security Act Introduced By Republicans In Congress
WASHINGTON - Republicans of the U.S. House of Representatives convened tonight an emergency partisan meeting to immediately craft a bill titled the John McCain Indiana Farmers Market Security Act.
Read full storyGreek Cruise Ship Crashed By Chris Sligh, Fro Patro
A Greek cruise ship carrying over 200 passengers crashed against some rocks last Wednesday, in what is proving to be an American Idol related incident.
Read full storyTeacher Loses Job Over Clothes-Pin Pinches: Guess Rosie O'Donnell Found a New Job
In Amanda, Ohio, this week, a substitute teacher was fired for inflicting punishment via clothes-pins attached to students mouths.
Read full storyBrad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Marry In Secret Wedding
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie secretly married this weekend in a secret wedding somewhere in Africa. No details are known of the ceremony, except that the children that they have adopted from 167 different countries all served as bridesmaids, groomsm...
Read full storyRutgers Team Offers Opinion On Don Imus Controversy
The Rutgers University women's basketball team has finally opened their mouth's on the Don Imus controversy. After their loss in the national championship game to Tennessee, nationally syndicated radio DJ Imus referred to the women as "Nappy Headed...
Read full storyUS Military Recruiter Mayhugh Forgot We Had A War On That Requires Doctors!
Susan Kahane checked a box for Medical School scholarships when she to her mcat exams. Practically before she got home from the testing center she began to receive e-mails from Captain CD Mayhugh informing her of the Army's free Med School benefi...
Read full storyFinally I Captured Wolfowitz!
I've stalk the neo-con monster who cruelly conceived the inhuman War in Iraq for years now.For hours at a time i'd wait outside government buildings and his supposed haunts just to see the creature who could conceive such a distrous plan.Once outside of a tony bistro in Georgetown I thought I spied the war criminal sipping some Onion Soup Gratinne'.I waited for hours for him to emerge...
Read full storyNorthwest Airlines continues to baffle with Mile High Club variant
Romulus, Michigan - (Uncivil Aviation News): The worldwide Mile High Club was reeling with incomprehension today at yet another Northwest Airlines variation of the time-honored tradition of what is supposed to happen in airplane lavatories apart from...
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