Written by Duff

Sunday, 8 April 2007

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Cor streuth! Would you Adam and Eve it?

It's the sort of thing that you couldn't believe under normal circumstances but of course things are hardly normal these days, are they?

When Len Scrumhalf from Bognor called into his local B&Q he hadn't bargained for what he got and what he actually got you wouldn't believe. Len told us:

"I called into B&Qses to buy some paint and as I arrived I was met at the door by two Dolly-birds who immediately threw a sort of Sash thing around my shoulders and what happened next beggared belief.

If I was to tell you, you wouldn't believe it!"

Michael Podium the Bognor B&Q manager explains:

"You ain't gonna believe what happened. It's unbelievable quite frankly. You just wouldn't believe it. I swear on my life!"

The Spoof can now report a spate of unbelievable goings on in the Bognor area some so "way out" that they could scarcely be believed.

So if you live in Bognor and something that's hard to believe has happened to you, just drop us a line telling us all about it. We'll believe you; thousands wouldn't!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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