In a galaxy far, far away… Well, maybe not that far… Archaeologist have discovered a hidden tomb beneath a statue on Easter Island that appears to contain the remains of Yoda, the Jedi Master and his wrecked escape pod. Also found with Yoda were several burnt out light sabers, and what looked to be Princess Leah's buns. (The hairy kind… I mean… the ones from her head… Now, just stop it… I know what you're thinking!)
"The body of Yoda was resting on a Wookie-like blanket covering a raised platform. We knew it was him immediately, even though our guide told us it looked more like his ex-mother-in-law, than Yoda. The body was very well preserved," one Archaeologist told reporters.
He went on to say that on the wall of the tomb they found an embroidered plaque with the words "Do or do not… there is no try", cross-stitched on it.
"This is more evidence that the body is that of the great Jedi Master. He was known for speaking in short, choppy, incomplete sentences. We plan on taking his body back to the lab for further analysis. There is one rumor floating about that we hope to stop with our research. The rumor? That Yoda was nothing more than a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle with very large ears."
P.S. My family took away all my Easter candy after I wrote this story… They mumbled something about "typing under the influence of chocolate"… They think they got it all, but I hid a bunny behind the toilet… hope nobody misses…