In Amanda, Ohio, this week, a substitute teacher was fired for inflicting punishment via clothes-pins attached to students mouths.
"They were becoming quite loud, so I kindly informed them that they would either shut their faces, or I would be forced to shut them myself. They simply didn't listen and I was forced to take action. Deal with it." said Rosie O'Donnell, substitute teacher and professional sumo wrestler for The View.
"Besides, that was only a light punishment."
According to O'Donnell, clothes-pins are only in the first of her proverbial "4 levels of hell".
"Number 1 is the clothes-pins, number 2 gets you a straight punch in the face, number 3 is listening to me sing Snow by the chili peppers, and number 4 I make you watch while I get naked."