US Military Recruiter Mayhugh Forgot We Had A War On That Requires Doctors!

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 8 April 2007

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Baghdad may be safer than DC for a Brother!

Susan Kahane checked a box for Medical School scholarships when she to her mcat exams. Practically before she got home from the testing center she began to receive e-mails from Captain CD Mayhugh informing her of the Army's free Med School benefit.

Mayhugh's come-on seems to have been as bad as two fifty year olds masquerading as teenagers seeking to lure little girls into their clutches." . . Germany, Italy, Hawaii" was the bait set out for young Susie.

Mayhugh persisted as he realized he was not dealing with a dope: "Washington, DC is much more dangerous than Iraq!" he insisted, confusing monthly death rates in Baghdad with the nation's capitol's annual murder percentage.

Considering the same folks who have brought us the death rate in Iraq are responsible for governing the District of Columbia, No one should take comfort in any of the state side captain's scams.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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