Rebuild Projects in Iraq Failing

Written by Cal Jennings

Monday, 30 April 2007

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Doroteo Morales to Go to Iraq

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - The American-financed rebuilding program federal oversight agency has found that in a sampling of eight projects that the United States had declared successes, seven were no longer operating as designed because of plumbing and electrical failures, lack of proper maintenance, apparent looting and expensive equipment that lay idle.

President Bush, defending Dick Cheney and Halliburton, said, "It's because of them lazy American workers. I have a plan that should fix everything. I'll just ship some a them illegal alien Mexicans from Texas to Iraq to do all the construction work. That's what we do in our oil refineries in Texas. They'll have it fixed up in no time! Que Paso, amigo?"

Doroteo Morales, an illegal Mexican immigrant, when asked what he thought of the plan, said, "No habla Ingl├ęs."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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