Yargh! There Be Pirates In the School

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Monday, 30 April 2007

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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Pennsylvania - A pro-Bush fundamentalist Christian conservative administrator at Millersville University accused a teacher, Stacy Snyder, of promoting underage drinking after they discovered her MySpace photo, which was captioned "Drunken Pirate."

"The picture was horrid! She was in a Halloween costume, and everyone knows that Halloween is of the devil! What's more, the caption read, 'Drunken Pirate," obviously showing that she was promoting alcohol abuse among her students."

Snyder, a 25-year-old single mother of two, says that the Millersville officials discovered the image last May, while she was a senior working as a student-teacher at Conestoga Valley High School. A university official told her that the photo was "unprofessional" and could have offended her students if they accessed her MySpace page, even if she WAS of legal age to drink.

"Satan's got a HARD grip on her," said the Millersville official. "I can't believe that a school system would allow such a woman to teach while our great president is having trouble with the war in Iraq and planning his wedding to Tony Blair."

Ms. Snyder has filed a lawsuit seeking at least $75,000 in damages. President Bush is considering coming to the school's aid and declaring Ms. Snyder an unlawful enemy combatant.

When asked for comment, Ms. Snyder said, "This is the kind of thing that happens when a Pro-Bush Christian fundamentalist conservative learns to read."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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