London - (Rioters): Hellfire Club grandees and thirty-third degree Illuminati elders have warned UK Prime Monster Tony Blair that Wallpurgis Night will be his last ever in 10 Downing Street.
And that on Beltane, or May Day as it is popularly known, the world "will see him dragged kicking, screaming and shackled" to HMP Belmarsh along with his entire Cabinet, Front Benches and 99% of the Parliamentary Labour Party.
Walpurgis is traditionally the eve-of-summer celebration that marks the return of the Goddess and the end of winter.
But in Hellfire Club parlance it is also the long-dreaded Day of Judgement when the cash-for-honors police get the wink from Crown Prosecutors over the 10,000 page dossier of corruption evidence on the Blair regime and its collusion partners in Buckingham Palace.
At White's Club in St James's, home of the Mayfair Chapter of the Illuminati inner circle, the tarot cards cast for the Month of May were a grim portrayal of impending doom for the dying throes of the Bush Reign of Terror.
In a ten card spread based on the question "What are the omens for the Blair Government in the month of May?" the Tarot drew the following sequence:
Wheel of Fortune, Nine of Swords, Ten of Swords. The Hierophant, The Fool, Temperance. The Hanged Man, The Tower, the Devil and Judgement.
All eyes will be on Drowning Street tomorrow morning as dawn breaks and ushers in the Beltane nemesis.