Blue Peter Named in Programme Shake-up
In a sensational development The Spoof can reveal that BBC may be about to axe long-time children's favourite Blue Peter.
Read full storyHappy Birthday General Pinochet
Santiago, Chile - (Associated Mess): 91 today! As he basks in the afterglow of receiving the Riggs Bank-sponsored Hellfire Club Lifetime Achievement Award for crappy old dictators General Augusto Pinochet is still under house arrest tonight, surround...
Read full storyAirline To Go Large
Business big noise Richard Branston is reported to be going into a 'marriage of convenience' with American fast food giant Burger King.
Read full storyCrist declares Florida to be Largest Gated Senior Community in the World
TALLAHASSEE,FL - Florida's Governor elect, Charlie Crist announced today that he plans to make the State of Florida the "worlds largest gated senior community". Crist's plan includes requiring residents of the state...
Read full storyRodeo Clown Injured Trying to Sedate Raging Bull, "Moral Majority"
BIG MEMBER, MONTANA - A rodeo clown was injured today outside of Big Member after he tried to stick a suppository into the bum of a run-away bull. The bull named "Moral Majority" could not be controlled after bucking off his rider, former T...
Read full storyAnnoying Little Bastard
Michael Richards recently shocked the audience at LA's Laugh Factory. The former Seinfeld funny man was doing his stage act, when he was heckled by spectators. That's when things took a weird turn. Richards responded in what can only be called a bizarre tirade of racial slurs. As the audience gasped, and murmered "Oh my God" under their breath, Kramer continued his rant, pushing...
Read full storyMichelle Wie Inducted into World Golf Hall of Fame
KOCHI, Japan - Depressed and disheartened after she missed the cut for the 11th time in 12 professional men's events, after a nervous 80 left her at 17-over par at the Casio World Open, Michelle Wie got a little something to cheer her up: induct...
Read full storyPhew! Britain Could Fry in Heatwave
A blistering report is published today that warns that if there was to be a spell of abnormally warm weather, then it could well herald disaster for Britons this coming summer.
Read full storyBrrrr! Britain Could Freeze
A chilling report is published today that warns that if there was to be a spell of abnormally cold weather, then it could well herald disaster for Britons at this festive time.
Read full storyHugo Chavez to star in new exorcist movie
American film maker Oliver Stone is set to direct a new version of The Exorcist, and has offered the role of the priest to Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez.
Read full storyRumsfeld Un-resigns
Former current Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced today that he was "un-resigning", staying on, not leaving, 'here to stay' to assist the president in staying the course. President Bush, swamped with thr...
Read full storySee You Jimmy
Recognition at last for one of Scotland's unsung heroes as news emerges today that the city Edinburgh is going to re-name its Airport in honour of one of their own.
Read full storyDorsetshire Family In Holiday Booking Exclusive
The Spoof can exclusively reveal that a family from Dorset has booked the middle two weeks in July 2007 at Center Parcs in Sherwood Forest in the charming county of Robin Hoodshire.
Read full storyBush Grows Breasts, Wins Nobel Peace Prize
WASHINGTON, Oct. 12, 2007 -- President Bush said today that he was accepting the Nobel Peace Prize with "humility and gratitude" and hoped to draw the Iraqi people "into our sewing circle."...
Read full storyCheney: All Americans Must Come to Iraq
Vice president Dick Cheney, on Monday, called on all Americans to grab their guns, and come to Iraq. "If we are going to control their oil, we've all got to come over here, and get it. There are more of us, than there are of them," he...
Read full storyLifeguard found dead in bathtub
In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Nathan Porter, a 35 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save others, was found dead by his wife in their own bathtub.
Read full storyBeavers Terrorize Subdivision-Scientists Fear It May Be Super Beaver
RALEIGH - In a scene right out of Hitchcock's "The Birds," Orwell's Animal Farm, or the movie "Caddyshack," a north Raleigh man complained today that beavers will not leave his trees alone. Toursaton Wilhelm, since...
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