American film maker Oliver Stone is set to direct a new version of The Exorcist, and has offered the role of the priest to Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez.
This time there will be no Linda Blair, But there will be Tony Blair, who is possessed by the devil (George W Bush) and it is Chavez's mission to stop them from taking over the world and install an empire of evil in Earth.
Chavez has said he is willing to play that role but he is not sure if he could stand the smell of sulphur that will fill the room to create the whole atmosphere for the movie.
