See You Jimmy

Written by Duff

Saturday, 25 November 2006

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The only ingredient one needs to enjoy an evening with the Krankies

Recognition at last for one of Scotland's unsung heroes as news emerges today that the city Edinburgh is going to re-name its Airport in honour of one of their own.

City top brass have seen fit to honour Wee Jimmy Krankie, no less, with this long overdue accolade and to celebrate the star has told The Spoof:

"This is fandabidoubledozi. I can't believe it. See when I was a wee boy? I never thought that something like this would ever happen to me" laughed the cross-dressing diminutive star.

However not all in the garden is rosy, as one or two reactionary local barmpots want to veto the move. Head of the mad pressure group 'We Hate Freaks', Finlay Puritan, said:

"This kind of promotion of a sexual deviant is blasphemy of the worst kind. We will be holding a prayer vigil on the main runway to pray that the city may yet draw back from this precipice"

The nutter then donned a suit of sack cloth before sprinkling ashes all over himself. He was last seen running towards the main terminal yelling at the top of his voice:

"Pull back from abyss all ye folk of Scotland"

Mind it takes all sorts we suppose.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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