Dr. Bud Weiser
The high cost of livin' has gotten to me
Hard to keep up with a hand I don't see
They say that it's comin'
won't show up on time
So the rich man gets richer
while the poor man is dyin'
Well, I work for the state
I have a degree
My father ain't a rich man
And my plan ain't for free
I call Dr. Bud Weiser when I am in pain
I never have to leave a message
He's always on the first morning train
chorus--But Dr. Budweiser if you make a mistake
will your insurance cover the part I don't take
will your wife still love you if you lose all your gold
well, I hear it's hard out there for a poor man with only his soul
Well, he's always on time
I never have to wait
He ain't the biggest sinner
But he sure ain't no saint
He's the only one listed on my HMO plan
He's got the biggest practice
In this whole damned land
Well he's got a sense of humor
always has a joke
He wants to take my pulse
and look at my throat
When I tell him how I'm feelin'
He always goes to my head
He's the number one prescription
For a man in the red
