The Spoof can exclusively reveal that a family from Dorset has booked the middle two weeks in July 2007 at Center Parcs in Sherwood Forest in the charming county of Robin Hoodshire.
In an unprecedented move the family decided one night... Well why not, it's a free country isn't it?
Dad of three, George Tumbledryer, tells our travel reporter Judith Chalmers:
"We was watching the X-Factor one Saturday night and this ad' comes on for Center Parcs like. I looked at the Missus and sort of shrugged as if to ask her if she fancied maybe going there?
Well blow me like, next thing I know she's picked up the phone, phoned the number and booked us all into 2 Executive Chalets. I couldn't believe it!" gasped a holiday-mooded George who looked splendid in his new holiday rig-out.
This is now the second family to confirm that particular fortnight and it is expected that it won't be the last.
A spokesman for the large-domed family holiday floggers said:
"We are delighted by this development and it shows all our hard work is beginning to pay off. We're offering a quality product competitively priced"