There were 149 spoof news stories published in January 2006. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues
DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...
Read full storyBeyonce: 'Mom, I'm a BIG girl now, stop following me AROUND'
Witnesses say the camel's back was officially snapped when last night at an LA concert Tina Knowles, mother of Beyonce Knowles grabbed the mike from Beyonce and did her own rendition of "Big wheel keep on TURN'n, PROUD Mary Keeps on BUR...
Read full storyMr. Haney Challenges Schwarzenegger in California Governor's Race
"Heck no I'm not dead," Pat Butram (Mr Haney) from Green Acres told reporters. Butram went on to say, "That is an outright lie PERPETRATED by my fine opponent the governor of California, Arnold .. Arnold .. What's that fella&...
Read full storyTime Travelling Medieval Peasant Farmer Doesn't Find Internet Slow At All
"I can't believe you find this slow", was the bemused interjection of William Mariner, a time travelling medieval peasant farmer, upon witnessing the information super-highway or "internet" for the first time.
Read full storyCalifornia suspends Stevie Wonder's Drivers License
LAPD Officer Shaun Watson told reporters, "The reason I pulled him over is because he was driving the wrong way down a one way street. On the sidewalk. With his blinkers, headlights and windshield wiper on." Stevie Wonder denies that he ha...
Read full storyPsychic Predictions Accuracy for 2005 Phenomenal
Baton Rouge, Jan. 10, 2006 - Each new year always brings with it a long list of predictions by psychics and the like, entertaining thousands of readers of tabloids and other such publications. But how often do people look back to the previous years p...
Read full storyOoo La La!! Extreme Makeover Ultimate Challenge: France!!
HOLLYWOOD-Blockbuster ABC television's Extreme Makeover producers have exhausted all their likely suspects here in the US, so they've taken their show on the road. Yes, they're going international…across the pond…to the next most...
Read full storyStudy Finds People Amazed by Stupid Studies
A recent governmental study shows that most American's are bewildered and dumbfounded by the number of useless, senseless, and brainless studies that are done each year by both the government and private sectors.
Read full storyHe-Man Kills Skeletor, Bush Applauds
After years of brutal, yet never fatal, combat, He-Man, Master of the Universe, has killed Skeletor, the self-proclaimed "Prince of Darkness" and He-Man's arch nemisis. He-Man claims the death was "accidental", and only attack...
Read full storyMount St Helens Erupts Skittles
For over a year Mount St Helens has been threatening to blow her top. Today she did, raining down billions of colorful bite-sized candy shells with the chewy fruity centers upon the surrounding countryside complete with the Skittles signature fluore...
Read full storyAlan Greenspan Interred With Full Honors by Ben Bernanke
WASHINGTON (AP)-Outgoing Chairman of the US Federal Reserve Alan Greenspan was interred with full honors in a special mausoleum on the grounds of the Federal Reserve here on Wednesday.
Read full storyPope Benedict XVI To Change Name To Pope Jesus
The Pope has announced he will change his name after admitting that his current title "Benedict XVI" just isn't "catchy enough to make an impression on the world stage". He now wishes to be addressed instead as "His Holin...
Read full storySoviet cold war weapons discovered
Shocking new evidence has appeared in the recent "ortherised" American search of old Soviet missile bunkers that the Soviet union was going to unleash a terrifying wave of "Dogkets" (seen in picture) on any ground forces that happ...
Read full storyShock Rent Boy Resignation - Admits to Affair with Mark Oaten MP
The dimly lit world of male prostitution was today exposed to the glaring searchlight of Her Majesty's Press as allegations have surfaced that one of its prominent members, has brought disgrace on the profession.
Read full storyGeorge Bush Recorded Latest Bin Laden Tape Himself Says Abramoff
WASHINGTON (AP)-President George Bush himself made the latest threatening audiotape allegedly made by Osama Bin Laden, with the help of Karl Rove and the CIA, indicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff has stated to federal prosecutors as part of his plea barga...
Read full storyTBN Duck tapes Pat Robertson's Mouth Shut
DUCK tape brand, predecessor to "DUCT" brand tape gets the job done and it indeed GOT the job done when TBN officials officially Duck taped Pat Robertson's mouth shut good and tight. TBN said it's on so tight that God Himself can...
Read full storyThe real Cap'n Crunch dies at age 82
Captain Jebediah Crunch, Cap'n Crunch, had his ashes ceremonially converted into crunchy breakfast cereal, frosted with sugar then scattered out to sea. "That was his last wish" one Quaker Oats executive said. "Hopefully th...
Read full storyUS Census Bureau: 3 out of 4 American's Make Up 75% of Population
Washington, D.C.- According to the US Census Bureau, 3 out of every 4 Americans now make up 75% of the total US population.
Read full storySuicide Bomber Stages Funeral Within Funeral
MIQDADIYA - This city sixty miles north of Baghdad held its first ever funeral within a funeral.
Read full storyChicago High School Shootings Prompt New R.O.T.C. Program
(AP) News item out of Chicago: Three high school students from Chicago's Northwest Side are shot near Schurz High about 7:52 a.m. on January 31, 2006. Police spokesman Fred Fletfoote reported that the shooting took place outside a convenience store a...
Read full storyJennifer Aniston to Brad and Angelina: 'Ok .. how'd THAT happen? Eh?'
CNN's Dr Sanja Gupta answered Jennifer Aniston's question on air by explaining the miracle of conception via charts, slides, videos and tastefully done 3D models. "First", said Gupta, "First you have these egg cells in the huma...
Read full storyJay Leno To Deliver President Bush's State of the Union Address
After 23 false starts, 24 failed drafts and "more than a bucketful of mini dubya tantrums", President Bush finally THREW up his hands, phoned Jay Leno and asked the late night comedienne if HE could create and perform his State of th...
Read full storyJust Released: Beyond ‘Intelligent Design' Book Exposes Politics of Life
PERTH, AUSTRALIA- Reginald "Rush" Darwin, great-great-great grandson of the father of the theory of evolution announces the publication of a revolutionary alternative to both evolution and intelligent design at an introductory signing event to...
Read full storyAmelia Earhart Luggage Lost
JACKSONVILLE - This city at the top of the Florida peninsula is home to the headquarters of the American Tourister and Samsonite brands of luggage. And the company makes a luggage brand less well known - Amelia Earhart Luggage.
Read full storyTerrorist Al-Godiva whale swims up Thames
The whale spotted swimming up the Thames in central London has been unmasked as part of an undercover surveillance operation by terrorist organisation Al-Godiva.
Read full storyBig Brother Baghdad Babe George Galloway Slips In Quietly
Self effacing recluse and patron of gentleman's outfitters charity, Suit You Sir, George Galloway, confounded his critics yesterday by locking himself away from the prying eyes of the public for a period of purdah which may last as long as twenty...
Read full storyJames Lovelock Says Earth Is Doomed, Leaves On Branson Starship to Colonize New Planet
NEW MEXICO (AP)--Renowned scientist James Lovelock and a small group of adventurers have left the planet Earth after Lovelock warned that the world has passed the point of no return for climate change and civilization is unlikely to survive.
Read full storyJanet Jackson downs 150 Pizzas, blames Michael and his Pals for turning her into a Goodyear Blimp
Janet Jackson, suddenly 120 lbs chubbier than Roseanne blames brother Micheal and his two 12 year old pals Bobby and Kenny for playing a practical joke on her during their vist to Chucky Cheese Pizza. Michael was unavailable for comment but his pal,...
Read full storyDoctors Re-attach Man's head .. Backwards
(DALLAS) - He may not be able to see where he's going but he sure knows where he's been. Blake Tanner of Dallas Texas became the world's first life-form to have his entire head surgically re-attached after complete dismemberment. Doctors...
Read full storyGeorge Bush To Star in Sequel to ‘Brokeback Mountain'
WASHINGTON (Reuters)--In a surprisingly public disclosure, President Bush has revealed that he will star in a sequel to the award-winning yet controversial movie ‘Brokeback Mountain,' which he also stated that he "thoroughly enjoyed."...
Read full storyPat Robertson: "I Am Crying For Help"
VIRGINIA BEACH - On his 700 Club television show, Pat Robertson told his audience that Israeli Prime Minister's recent massive stroke was divine retribution, stating "I would say woe unto any Prime Minister of Israel who takes a similar course to app...
Read full storyJudge Alito successfully whistles Andy Griffith theme, nomination virtually Assured
WASHINGTON - Applause rang through both sides of the Senate floor Friday as Judge Samuel Alito successfully whistled the complete theme to the Andy Griffith Show virtually assuring his nomination as the 113th Supreme Court Justice of the United Stat...
Read full storyTop Ten Reasons USC Lost To Texas
(With apologies to Mr. Letterman, the following are the top ten reasons why the USC Trojans lost the National Championship Game to the University of Texas Longhorns ):...
Read full storyHoward Stern booted off Sirius Satellite
"Mom and I had NO idea that Howard Stern had such a POTTY mouth" said Sirius Radio's CEO adding, "How come nobody told me BEFORE I signed that half billion dollar contract folks?" Not only did Stern plunge from the heavens b...
Read full storyHurricane Andrea Already Forming
DEAD of winter. Snow everywhere and then some. Santa Claus still recovering from his sleigh ride. Tropical depression Andrea has been upgraded to CATEGORY 1 HURRICANE STATUS. "That cannot happen" meteorologists say. "It just...
Read full storyFox News Channel Forced To Close Down Issue-Manufacturing Plant
NEW YORK, Jan. 14 - Fox News Channel, the 24-hour cable edition of the New York Post, has announced that they will close down their issue-manufacturing plant following a poor year-end showing, citing a downturn in believability and indicatio...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Praises Alito, Says He Would Return America to the ‘Leave it to Beaver' Paradise
WASHINGTON (Reuters)-In a major address at a White House news conference, President George Bush urged the approval of Judge Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court since such conservative judges would return America to its 1950s ‘Leave It to Beaver' roots...
Read full storyDoctors to bring President Bush out of Medically Induced Coma
Most Americans are unaware that even though President Bush has been leading the nation for 6 years he has in fact been in a medically induced coma since 1991. One White House physician said, "That explains why the President sometimes gets confus...
Read full storyIrish Government To Introduce New Pedestrian Speed Limits For City Centre
Ireland- The Irish government have called time on reckless pedestrians. Following the recent spate of Dublin shoppers bumping into one another, Transport Minister, Martin Cullen, has announced that new speed limits -some as low as 5kph (3mph)...
Read full storyPat Robertson Explodes after Brokeback Mountain wins Golden Globe
Funeral services for Pat Robertson will be held this Friday after the televangelist exploded, witnesses say "in a billion and one pieces" after Denzel Washington announced last night that the Golden Globe winner of best drama was .. Bro...
Read full storyLaura Bush Defends GOP "Culture of Corruption"
MORONIA (Reuters) -- First Lady Laura Bush has acknowledged the truth of Democratic claims that Republicans are mired in a "culture of corruption" and she said she "wouldn't be glad at all" to campaign for the many sleazebag Republican cand...
Read full storyRent Boy 'Accidentally' Fingers Oaten
Liberal Democrat spokesman for 'Good Things and Pretty Colours', Mark Oaten (41), was outed today when 23 year old rent boy, Denis 'the Rod' Man, accidentally fingered him as one of his clients.
Read full storyPretending To Use Mobile Phones Now Number 1 Way Young People Deal With Socially Awkward Situations
Whatever happened to inane weather-related remarks? A new survey has shown that pretending to use Mobile phones has, in recent years, become the most common way young people in the developed world cope with socially awkward situations such as uncomfo...
Read full storyPhillips unveils Nightmare Terror Dream Machine
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!". So begins the terrifying commercial for Phillip's groundbreaking nightmare inducing dream machine. The commercial itself has been banned from over 300 stations nationwide because of the sheer unbridled ter...
Read full storyAsian Bird Flu has Deadly "Gene"
US Researchers have reportedly discovered what makes the Bird Flu influenza virus so deadly -- they have a gene that may make them especially destructive to cells.
Read full storyBin Laden tape traced to Houston's Bust-uh-Rap Recording Studio
"Lord if he's in HOUSTON'" Rumsfeld raged, "We''ll never find him!". Tito Lee, owner of Bust-uh-Rap recording studio in Houston Texas told CIA agents that yes a rather tall "dude" with a beard and a turb...
Read full storyCharles Kennedy Resigns Admitting To Being a Scotsman
In a startling about turn, flame haired beauty, Charles Kennedy, Leader of The Liberal Democratic Party, has resigned his post, admitting to excessive Scottishness and a desire to spend more time with his Andy Stewart record collection, as the main r...
Read full storyNYC Inaugurates Annual Running Of The Rats
NEW YORK - At a press conference held here at the Javits Convention Center, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced that New York City was inaugurating an annual Running of the Rats, to compete for tourist dollars with Pamplona, Spain and Mina, Sa...
Read full storyLondoner Sells 'Mysterious' Whale On eBay
Days after a whale died in the River Thames, a dead whale was put up for sale on Internet auction site eBay. Currently, the selling price is five hundred thousand pounds, with an extensive bid history.
Read full storyScientists Accidentally Discover God
An Interview with the Closeted Christian Scientists at the Bee Flight Discovery...
Read full storyTeddy Bear Comes To Life, Mauls Baby
NEW YORK - In this city that never sleeps, in this city where everyone says, "This is New York - I can do anything I want," the unthinkable has finally been breached. This just past Christmas was to have brought happiness and joy to the Smith househo...
Read full storyParis Hilton's Dog Inspires Chihuahua Leather Fashion
New York, Jan. 12, 2005: Paris Hilton's habit of carrying around her pets like they were disposable fashion accessories has become a fashion in itself, spawning a new Chihuahua leather market.
Read full storyMicrosoft Buys Ford, Google buys Microsoft
(CNN BREAKING) In a seriously unlikely series of historic rapid-fire Lemony-Snicket events Ford's CEO yesterday announced massive layoffs resulting 90 minutes later in Microsoft purchasing the entire troubled auto manufacturer itself then, 14 mi...
Read full storyStartling new JFK Book claims: Jackie slept with Marilyn too
As former President Reagan would say, "Well .. that changes everything." And everything it does if Stu Dillon's new book, "JFK, the Untold Untold Story" is allowed to be published. Attorneys for the estate of Norma Jean...
Read full storyTwelve Simple Rules for Sucking Less Than 'Eight Simple Rules'
America is a country of sitcom watchers. We all like a nice chuckle now and again, but unfortunately the good shows are outnumbered, outgunned, overwhelmed, and often obliterated by the bad. In an effort to stem the tide of inane, sugary pap gushing down our satellite feeds, here are a dozen ways to improve the average -- and significantly below-average; I'm looking at you, 'Yes,...
Read full storyUT Longhorns to play New England Patriots in Super Bowl XL
The Patriots are going "You've got to be kidding" while the University of Texas Longhorns are yelling "Bring it on bugle boys!". If the NFL Commissioner approves the deal, this year's Super Bowl will be the first in histor...
Read full storyRuth Kelly Gives Axe Murderer Teaching Job
Education Minister Ruth Kelly is under pressure again after it was revealed that a convicted axe murderer, Reginald Pox was cleared to teach in a secondary school in spite of being on the Axe Murderer's Register.
Read full storySiamese Cats March On Washington
WASHINGTON, DC - Overcoming their aversion to herding, thousands of purebred Siamese cats staged their first ever march on Washington, DC.
Read full storyGovernment plan to enourage healthy eating 'ludicrous'
The Health Secretary yesterday unveiled a £5 million plan to encourage healthy eating. Under the controversial plan, a range of gambling devices will be installed in chip shops, schools and arcades acrosss the country. These machines will differ from...
Read full storyGeorge Clooney Finally Finishes "The Passion of The Clooney"
According to the Internet Movie Data Base, George Clooney has begun post-production work on the film "The Passion of the Clooney" a movie about his perceived persecution in the media.
Read full storySony sends 180 Million Aibos to search for Osama Bin Laden
With the current reward for Bin Laden's head and/or fluffy white turban exceeding 500 MILLION DOLLARS Sony Corporation parachuted 180 million willing Aibo robot dogs over portions of southern Afghanistan as part of an elaborate high tech &...
Read full storyMoD Claims Whale
London - The mysterious and tragic death of a bottle nosed whale in London has been neatly solved by Her Majesty's Armed Forces. In a statement to the press, Omar Abrams, today confirmed rumours of a military connection.
Read full storyBush "Day-Plans" his own Funeral .. White House "Concerned"
"Bury my rotting bloated carcass next to Davey Crockett's rotting bloated carcass."...
Read full storyTitanic In Tort Suit
NEW YORK - The descendants of the Titanic shipwreck passengers have filed a class-action tort suit, here in New York City. Bringing the suit is the self-proclaimed "King of Torts," Melvin Belli.
Read full storyKate Burton: "I'm Clinically Insane"
JERUSALEM - At a press conference here today, Kate Burton opened with a one sentence statement, echoing a California actor turned governor: "I'll be back." Wearing a new keffiyeh, which was a gift from her kidnappers, and fashionably dressed in an or...
Read full storyTerrorist Chatter "Elevated" .. Super Bowl XL to Prohibit Suitcase Nukes
Detroit police are issuing the following warning .. "If you are carrying a suitcase nuke, YOU are not getting into the stadium!". Harsh words, especially if you're also carrying a $3000 ticket but Homeland Security Director Mich...
Read full storyMustard May Not Help Prevent Cancer
Mustard, seen as a tasty condiment used on everything from hamburgers to soft pretzels, probably doesn't help prevent cancer, according to a review of studies involving more than 700,000 patients and baseball stadium hotdog eaters.
Read full storyWhite House Offers to give Louisiana back to French
A top economic adviser to President Bush said Tuesday that the White House has offered to give Louisiana back to France along with a full refund for the famous Louisiana Purchase.
Read full storyTexas Legalizes Murder
AUSTIN (AP) - Ever been so mad that you just felt like KILLING SOMEBODY? Anybody? Well, now you can .. legally in the State of Texas as long as you have "just cause". Last week Texas passed a law legalizing murder and basically striking do...
Read full storyLemmings Form Iraq Suicide Brigade
BAGHDAD - In a first ever occurrence in nature, a group of Iraqi lemmings have formed a suicide brigade, to launch suicide attacks on Sunnis, Shias, Americans, British, and anyone else they feel like.
Read full storyHalliburton Hits Hard Times - Cheney Down On His Luck
Vice President/Galaxian Dictator Dick Cheney today announced that due to "Godless communist lies" and "weak liberal thinking" that his trans-galactic empire Halliburton is being forced to actually BID on contracts - not have them...
Read full storySven to step down after World Cup Quarter finals
Following revelations in a Sunday tabloid last week that England football manager Sven Göran Eriksson is swedish and drinks with Arabs, the English FA has announced that England's customary elimination at the quarter final stage of this summers World...
Read full storyShock Select Committee Report Links John Prescott with Culture of Bullying
The corridors of Whitehall are reverberating to the surprising news that The Office of The Deputy Prime Minister has been infiltrated with an evil culture of bullying, discrimination and harassment.
Read full storyMacRae admits Six Bellies could leave
The Old One Two chairman Sir Kerr MacRae admits he could lose the huge necked sensation Richard Six Bellies Adams next month.
Read full storySanta Claus Annual Operation 'Basically Illegal'
It seems it could be a gloomy Christmas for many children at the close of the year, following a suggestion by the European Union that Saint Nicks' annual present giveaway may come under legal scrutiny.
Read full storyAre cakes the culprit that cause the look of corpulence?
Goodness Fact Sheet provides that caffeine is a stimulant that works directly on the brain. It can be transmitted through breast milk and pregnant women are advised to restrict their caffeine intake. It has analgesic properties but also has side effects such as anxiety, nervousness …palpitations. It also increases the heart rate and can provoke emotional reactions. It stimulates the gastric juic...
Read full storyChemical Company Receives Patent for Air
Global Chemical Corporation, headquartered in Passaic, New Jersey, has just received a patent on air. Beginning January 1, 2007, Global Chemical will begin sending bills to all persons and operators of equipment in the entire World that use ai...
Read full storyNew Fair Trade Cocaine Launched
Farmer-friendly version of drug will ease liberal consciences. Consumer groups yesterday lent their support to the launch of new ‘fair trade' cocaine in north-west London. The move, by Jason ‘Jay' Myers of Stonebridge Park, came after years of campai...
Read full storyGeorge Bush Wants War Against Iran "Just For the Heck Of It"
WASHINGTON (Reuters)-President George Bush has whimsically told a group of newspaper editors that he wants to wage war against Iran "just for the heck of it." Bush dressed informally in a wig and sweater to disguise his appearance at the busy news of...
Read full storyFish Oil Helps Fish
NORWICH - Thousands of fish in hundreds of schools across the seven seas, could be the beneficiary of a new ground breaking study now underway in this university city. Young fish are being studied to see if re-ingested fish oil in capsule form, helps...
Read full storyCat Is Caregiver To Mouse
BOCA RATON - Every once in a while - far too infrequently - comes a rare story such as this. In this retirement community fifty miles north of Miami, a story is unfolding that re-affirms one's faith in others and in the world, despite a cynical and h...
Read full storyFiction Writer Admits Making Up Everything
NEW YORK - Damian Quirky, a noted fiction writer, held a press conference here today, and admitted making up everything in his fictional novels and short stories.
Read full storyJudge Judy to Saddam: 'You think those Cruise Missiles were Bad Hussein? Wait til I arrive!'
BAGHDAD - "Judge Rizg Amin is out, Judge Judy is IN and "boy is Saddam Hussein IN for a rough ride" reporters said after Judge Judy "Sheindlin" boarded a flight for Baghdad yesterday . "I'm in a mood right now"...
Read full storyHouston to combine Enron, Tom Delay and Beyonce Trials into One
HOUSTON - Superstar Beyonce, charged with driving 28 in a 25 mph school zone finds herself sharing the courtroom spotlight with Enron defendants AND former House Majority leader Tom Delay in what Houston bills as "the greatest trial on earth...
Read full storyRovers Discover Life on Mars, Claim the Planet in the Name of McDonald Douglas
NASA ENGINEER -> Ok Spirit, turn 23.897 degrees starboard to clear that embankment ahead then ..
Read full storyFat Americans Lie about being Unattractive
A recent survey conducted by the market research firm, NPD Group claims America's attitudes toward overweight people are shifting from rejection toward acceptance, citing that over a 20-year period, the percentage of Americans who said they find...
Read full storyIran Nukes it's own Capital
Satellite imagery shows a "great big hole in the ground" where Tehran Iran used to be after Iran successfully tested it's first thermonuclear device .. in the middle of downtown Tehran. "I'm sure it was just an accident"...
Read full storyResolutions for Living: A Guide to Smart New Years Resolutions Guaranteed to Bring Joy Back Into Your Life
Ah, New Years Resolutions...... Every year come January first, millions of Americans slam their fists on the table and collectively declare an intent to change. "This is the year, " we all say, "This is it." The first week of any given new year, approxamitely 240,000 perfectly good packs of cigarettes hit the trash, 1.5 million people swear off McDonalds, and an estimated 5.
Read full storySharon Clings To Death
TEL AVIV - Doctors at Hadassah Hospital here in Israel's capital have reported that in spite of their best attempts to keep Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon artificially alive, the Prime Minister is stubbornly clinging to death.
Read full storyLionel - American Flyer Collision Causes Evacuation
TONAWANDA - This industrial town north of Buffalo, New York faced an event the citizens thought would never occur: A collision between Bobby's Lionel diesel locomotive and Mikey's American Flyer steam locomotive caused the evacuation of an entire nei...
Read full storyPresident Bush chokes on Milk Bone Dog Biscuit, Barney comes to the Rescue
Rivaling a scene straight out of a 3 Stooges film, White House security cameras caught President Bush and his dog Barney fighting over a dog biscuit in the White House Kitchen, the President winning, gulping down the biscuit in victory then keeling o...
Read full story$3.7 Trillion in Girl Scout Cookies Unaccounted For - Mr. T. Sent to Administer Justice
A shocked nation awoke today to the news of over three and a half trillion dollars in Girl Scout cookies have just up and vanished - completely unaccounted for. "We don't know where they went" parroted a well-groomed Donald Rumsfeld, wiping what app...
Read full storyPatients Forced to Treat Themselves to Save Government Cash
LONDON (AFP)-Government cabinet ministers are rescuing Britain's National Health Service, the NHS, from its chronic cash problems with a new scheme that pushes patients out of their hospital rooms and forces them to treat themselves.
Read full storyYear Of Dog Saves Dogs
BEIJING - Chinese astrologers here in China's capital have announced that this year's lunar calendar year is going to be the Year of the Dog.
Read full storyGalactic Invasion Imminent .. Bush Requests Emergency Funds
WMD's? President Bush says "They got em, them alien critters. Real WMD's this time I tell ya!." Congress listened intently for 90 minutes as President Bush spilled the whole can of beans about Roswell, UFO cover-ups, alien...
Read full storySleestack/Lurch '08
In a move destined for greatness, the Republican Party today announced their candidates for the 2008 Presidential race: a Sleestack and Lurch. The pairing of the prehistoric reptilian biped and the beloved harpsichord playing, mail-fetching Amazonia...
Read full storyJust some random thoughts, please don't report me to the authorities
BOB Legere of KWXN, Denver and Ted Wallace of WQRZ, Miami attempting to hold a phone conversation ..
Read full story'Raunchy' Cola War Commercials Spark Network Controversy
(CNN) Actual commercial .. A live studio audience .. Coke folks, Pepsi folks. 2 bowls on stage. A pooch walks up to one bowl labeled "Coke", tinkles on it. The PEPSI crowd goes wild. Pooch then walks over to the Pepsi bowl, squats down, do...
Read full storyLegendary ‘Dickens' Family Focus of Hopeful Research
Grand Rapids, MI- Scientists, Anthropologist and Historians have all converged on the city of Grand Rapids, Michigan, to conduct research on the legendary ‘Dickens' family.
Read full storyTaco Bell taps KONG as new talking Mascot
Kong, currently unemployed after his last box office flop filmed his first commercial for Taco Bell. In the commercial we see Kong, after rampaging through lower Manhattan coming upon a Taco Bell, RIPPING the entire structure off it's foundation,...
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