Written by jd Balderdash

Wednesday, 18 January 2006

image for Judge Judy to Saddam: 'You think those Cruise Missiles were Bad Hussein? Wait til I arrive!'
What the living HELL did you just call me Hussein? LOOK at me when I'm talking to you !!

BAGHDAD - "Judge Rizg Amin is out, Judge Judy is IN and "boy is Saddam Hussein IN for a rough ride" reporters said after Judge Judy "Sheindlin" boarded a flight for Baghdad yesterday . "I'm in a mood right now" Judy told reporters aboard her flight saying, "that's not a good thing folks. I'll KILL the lunatic if he even LOOKS at me cross-ways." Her plane is expected to land later today. Sources say that the grueling 27 hour flight can only make matters worse. Much MUCH worse. Especially if they lose the judge's carry-on luggage.

"She'll freaking BLOW" one close friend of Judy said.

Saddam Hussein has successfully frightened, intimidated and possibly had indirectly murdered over 8 judges presiding over his trial. Judge Rigz Amin, who recently resigned for "personal reasons" was to be replaced by Said al-Hamash. That is until FOX's Judge Judy offered to fly over and in her own words,

"Settle this CRAP once and for all!"

Judge Judy, known for her rather abrasive courtroom manner has indeed left grown men crying after one of her FOX Judge Judy shows.

"I just try to be fair and balanced" Judy said, "But if you lie to me or talk back to me or speak to me or even LOOK at me, I'm sorry but all HELL could indeed break loose. That's just the way I am."

And, apparently that's JUST the way the U.S. State Department would like it .. sending a judge in with the gonads to DEAL with Hussein on terms he's not yet even begun to possibly fathom and put an end to this trial which to date has become little more than mere political fodder for Leno, Letterman and Stewart.

FOX, sources say will continue to broadcast the Judge Judy show. The only difference being, instead of hollering and screaming inside a Burbank courtroom she'll be hollering and screaming inside a Baghdad courtroom. FOX promises viewers that Saddam Hussein's FIRST tirade against Judge Judy Sheindlin will indeed be his last.

"I KILL YOU ALL" Hussein told the previous judge, Judge Rizg Amin. Judge Judy, after hearing that statement reportedly could not stop laughing. Some say that emergency medical crews had to be rushed in to stop her from choking on her own spittle.

"I KILL YOU ALL" Judy mocked, saying, "You folks HAD to have made that one up lol! Just LET the idiot even raise his hand to go to the JOHN and see what happens to him. 'I KILL YOU ALL'. Saddam, please."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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