US Outsources Torture, American Jobs
Strasbourg, France -- The Council of Europe announced today that there is strong evidence that the US has "outsourced" torture to some eastern European sites, most likely to take advantage of cost savings and tax breaks in low-wage c...Read full story
Microsoft Buys Ford, Google buys Microsoft
(CNN BREAKING) In a seriously unlikely series of historic rapid-fire Lemony-Snicket events Ford's CEO yesterday announced massive layoffs resulting 90 minutes later in Microsoft purchasing the entire troubled auto manufacturer itself then, 14 mi...Read full story
George Bush To Star in Sequel to ‘Brokeback Mountain'
WASHINGTON (Reuters)--In a surprisingly public disclosure, President Bush has revealed that he will star in a sequel to the award-winning yet controversial movie ‘Brokeback Mountain,' which he also stated that he "thoroughly enjoyed."...Read full story