Kong, currently unemployed after his last box office flop filmed his first commercial for Taco Bell. In the commercial we see Kong, after rampaging through lower Manhattan coming upon a Taco Bell, RIPPING the entire structure off it's foundation, lifting it to his mouth and pouring the entire contents, screaming customers and all down his throat. After his horrifying meal Kong goes, "Was that a Chalupa Bell Grande in there? Sure tasted like it, YUM!"
Taco Bell admits that the cost of special effects alone runs into the millions, one ad exec saying,
"We're getting them pretty cheaply though. With the demise of Star Wars, George Lucas's ILM business is going out of business so we're picking up some pretty incredible deals on jaw-dropping CGI computer-generated digital 3D animation sequences."
Kong, many do not realize, is indeed a virtual life form. Even though he is computer generated he possesses all the 32 bit artificial intelligence of any popular computer generated creature we see today in video games, virtual animals such as PF Magic's Katz or even the latest incarnation of Dancing Baby who is now Dancing Toddler.
Taco Bell even has a web site where visitors can actually converse with the artificial intelligent software engine that comprises the entity "Kong". One E.T. reporter did that just that ..
REPORTER -> Tell us about your last film Kong. Why the flop?
KONG -> Kong too Long. I wanted romantic comedy with me and Mz Watts (sigh). Pete Jackson director saw it differently than Kong.
REPORTER -> Like your new job with Taco Bell?
KONG -> Yes. It's a job. Kong has computer child support to pay. To computer generated Fay Wray. Fay left Kong for human boyfriend. Slut.
In one Taco Bell commercial, currently being produced for the Super Bowl, Kong pulls up to a Tulsa Taco Bell in a giant Monster Truck, yells down at the speaker,
"Kong wants Enchiladas! Kong wants Enchiladas NOW!!!"
The order taker yells back on the speaker,
"Sorry Mr Kong. Taco Bell doesn't MAKE enchiladas."
Kong, PO'd to say the very least suddenly SMASHES his fist down flattening the front half of the restaurant killing all in that section of the restuarant !
The frightened terrified order taker says meekly,
"Uh, we'll see what we can do Mr Kong don't kill us."
Enchilada Supremes, coming in February to a Taco Bell near you! What better way to introduce them to the world.
"Sheer over the edge unbridled brilliance that one" Madison Avenue ad execs said, adding,
"Kong's going to SCARE the folks in if nothing else."
KONG -> You folks in TV land ARE headed to Taco Bell this very moment right?
KONG -> RIGHT?!!!!
KONG -> Scuse me, I SAID ..
