Omarosa in the Derby after two drop out

Funny story: Omarosa in the Derby after two drop out

Louisville, KY-If you thought this year's Kentucky Derby would be another Bob Baffert waltz ‘round the turns, grab you horse beating rods because it's about to get rough.

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Ted Koppel to honor all US troops on ABC Nightline

Funny story: Ted Koppel to honor all US troops on ABC Nightline

NEW YORK -- ABC's popular news show, Nightline, has agreed not to air their scheduled broadcast of the names and photographs of US soldiers killed in Oilperation Iraqi Freedom.

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O'Reilly Admits He's a Liberal

Funny story: O'Reilly Admits He's a Liberal

New York - Bill O'Reilly admitted today in an interview with Barbara Walters that he really is a Liberal and that all of the conservative posturing that he as been doing for years was just a show. "It feels good to finally come clean," said an openl...

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Nightline Controversy: Koppel's Krazy

Funny story: Nightline Controversy: Koppel's Krazy

Washington, DC Ted Koppel has decided, because Nightline isn't boring enough, that he would read Ernest Hemingway's For Whom...

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Detroit Woman Still Waiting for $20 Applebee's Gift Certificate

Funny story: Detroit Woman Still Waiting for $20 Applebee's Gift Certificate

Detroit, MI 39 year old Detroit file clerk Lorraine Johnson today expressed concern that the $20 gift certificate to the restaurant chai...

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CNN, ABC To Co-Sponsor "All-Coffin" Channel

(New York) CNN and ABC have announced a new joint venture in the cable TV arena. Called the "All-Coffin" Channel, the new network will provide nearly uninterrupted 24-hour footage of flag-draped coffins.

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China "Not happy" at Bush statement.

Funny story: China "Not happy" at Bush statement.

The Chinese government today said it was "deeply upset" at George W Bush's remarks to the Chinese ambassadors wife at a formal dinner party last night at the Chinese embassy in Washington.

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Secret tapes released declassifying George Bush / Tony Blair Discussions; The Sexual Conspiracy

In January 2002 the British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, met the leader of the free world "W", to discuss changes in the world's political and social landscape. The following text (provided to writer KungFu IceSkater) is an "un-decl...

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Pop Idol - Has the Bubble Burst?

Funny story: Pop Idol - Has the Bubble Burst?

Three things come to mind in those rare moments when I think of Pop Idol: the self-proclaimed oxymoron that is ‘Reality Television’ (if that’s reality I’m calling Judge Judy), hopeless wannabes who wanna make a name for themselves and, perhaps relating to the last ‘stereotype’, the ‘notorious’ Simon Cowell. From the man who brought us the musical talents of Five, Westlife and erm, Zig and Zag, it’...

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Koppel defends stance.

Funny story: Koppel defends stance.

Ted Koppel today defended his decision to read out the names of the US soldiers killed in Iraq to serve as a reminder to the American people that there is a war going on.

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Karen Hughes Abortion Comment Aborts Criticism

Funny story: Karen Hughes Abortion Comment Aborts Criticism

Former Presidential Advisor Karen (Trash em With a Smile) Hughes, one of the "Brains Behind the Bush" has run afoul of various women's rights groups by comparing Pro Choice advocates to Terrorists. The comment brought a firestorm of complaints and de...

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Tony Blair in yet another U-turn

Funny story: Tony Blair in yet another U-turn

Tony Blair today almost screwed himself into the ground when he did such a quick U-turn.

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Environmental Groups Now Warn Of "Global Temperature Stasis"

(New York, NY) Following the brouhaha in the 70's over the dire effects of global cooling, and a more recent spate of Doomsday Scenario prognostications relating to the supposed phenomenon of global warming, environmental pressure groups are no...

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Scientists clone Jesus.

Funny story: Scientists clone Jesus.

The Californian institute for scientific research today revealed that not only had it successfully cloned a human being but that it chose to go for the big one and had cloned Jesus.

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Vito Corleone to Lead Coalition Forces in Iraq

Funny story: Vito Corleone to Lead Coalition Forces in Iraq

Fallujah - In a surprising and unprecedented move, UN officials today appointed Don Vito Corleone Supreme Commander of coalition forces in Iraq.

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Drill Sergeant Takes Over Iraq, Makes Whole Country Drop For Push-Ups

Funny story: Drill Sergeant Takes Over Iraq, Makes Whole Country Drop For Push-Ups

Parris Island, NC - Iraqis woke up this morning to the sounds of profanity and shouting this morning when control of Iraq was handed over to Marine Corps Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Heartman.

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Four Charged With Violation of Spam Laws

Funny story: Four Charged With Violation of Spam Laws

WASHINGTON -- Federal authorities say they have finally infiltrated the dark underworld of spam, filing the first criminal charges under the government's new "can spam" legislation.

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Confounded Muslims Confuse Some People

Funny story: Confounded Muslims Confuse Some People

Harford County Maryland, a stack of bemused protestors stand around, fidgeting with maps and not quite booing at a newly built Mosque.

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Aliens land, get bored, go home.

A high level intelligence officer in the United nations today revealed that aliens not only exist but that they have been in touch with the major governments of the world for over fifty years.

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Hollywood Gives Olsen Twins A Star on the Walk of Fame

Baby billionairesses, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, who will be 18 in about 6 weeks {that's right guys, get ready!}, have just been honored with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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How Come No One Ever Reads the Articles Here?

From time to time, I toss and turn and think of things that no one else seems to. It could be my brilliance, or the medication, I am NOT sure. I sometimes write an article for the Spoof, but I realize that writing articles is a thankless job that gets no recognition and well, if you write satire, like I do, for the glory, then getting no hits is just not an option.

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David Beckham Breathes

The world seems to follow everything David Beckham does. We watched and waited as the last supposed scandal unfolded.

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Ed Sullivan show returns to the White House !

In a performance , that would have made Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy look like rank amateurs, Dick, with the dummy sitting comfortably on his lap, answered every question put to him by the 9-11 Commission during a hearin...

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