David Beckham Breathes

Funny story written by Panndyra

Friday, 30 April 2004

The world seems to follow everything David Beckham does. We watched and waited as the last supposed scandal unfolded.

Well, this reporter, in the interest of news only and not because she's a stalker {despite the restraining orders}, has some late-breaking Becks news.


12 noon ---Becks woke up from a long slumber, it seemed. It was really difficult to know for sure, my binoculars aren't that good.

1 pm ---Becks ate a light lunch -- salad and something else. He played soccer outside with his sons. They're really cute. When one of them asked daddy who the scary lady watching outside the gate was, I ran and hid in a bush.

5pm --He and the missus, the former Posh Spice, emerged from the house, looking fabulous as ever. They went into one of their custom-made SUVs and drove off. I bet they were going some place glamorous. They almost ran me over, but I stepped out of the way just in time. I'm glad they didn't recognize me or I'd be in real trouble.

Midnight --- I think they returned. I'm not sure. Someone --perhaps one of the servants--finally noticed I was watching. I've been stuck in prison for the last several hours.

Anyway, that's just a day in the life of David Beckham. When I get out, you'll get more info from me.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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