Aliens land, get bored, go home

Funny story written by Ross Douglas

Friday, 30 April 2004

A high level intelligence officer in the United nations today revealed that aliens not only exist but that they have been in touch with the major governments of the world for over fifty years.

In a secret document sent to The Spoof the unnamed source, known only as "Kofi", said that alien life is not only in existence in the universe but that they are merely waiting for the human species to grow sufficiently intellectual to realise that they cannot logically be the only life in the universe.

"Kofi" states in his document that if people put more than just a little thought into whether we are alone in the universe they would realise that we are not.

In the file given to the Spoof there are pictures of Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, Vladimir Putin and Al gore all standing next to a three armed alien with mottled skin and blue eyes. At first it was thought by the Spoof reporter that this was merely a picture of Barbara Bush before she had her make up applied but after further examination the eyes were too far apart for it to be Mrs Bush.

In a statement to The Spoof a UN spokesperson said "The document in question is total fantasy and should not be taken literally." he then said "between you and I it was only released to take the publics mind off of what Dubyah is doing to the freedoms of the American people and also to let him and his cronies get on with stealing as much as they want."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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