How Come No One Ever Reads the Articles Here?

Funny story written by Deanna Goodson

Friday, 30 April 2004

From time to time, I toss and turn and think of things that no one else seems to. It could be my brilliance, or the medication, I am NOT sure.

I sometimes write an article for the Spoof, but I realize that writing articles is a thankless job that gets no recognition and well, if you write satire, like I do, for the glory, then getting no hits is just not an option.

So, if an article is posted on the Spoof and gets no hits, is it still an article?

Yes, does an article not have content. Does it not evoke emotions? If you write an article, do you not wish others to read it?

YES, I say yes. I say read the articles at the Spoof. You will be brightening up the day of a lonely writer who believes that sharing his or her opinions means something to people. You will be like Santa giving homes to all the Misfit Toys.

Please, read the articles. Oh, please, oh please, oh please. Don't make me beg.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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