The Chinese government today said it was "deeply upset" at George W Bush's remarks to the Chinese ambassadors wife at a formal dinner party last night at the Chinese embassy in Washington.
Rumours began to circulate that the president made "lewd and derogatory" comments to the lady in question.
An embassy insider told The Spoof that the President had "had one or two mineral waters, if you know what i mean..." and asked the ambassadors wife if she "fucky fucky, ten dolla? You like big President? You love him long time?"
A spokesperson for the president said last nights incident was the tragic result of an allergic reaction to seafood and was certainly nothing to do with anything he drank.