Hollywood Gives Olsen Twins A Star on the Walk of Fame

Funny story written by Panndyra

Friday, 30 April 2004

Baby billionairesses, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, who will be 18 in about 6 weeks {that's right guys, get ready!}, have just been honored with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Mary-Kate told the crowd, "Wow! It's just such an honor to be nominated. I have so many people to thank."

She stopped when Ashley whispered in her ear, "It's not an Oscar."

Mary-Kate replied, "Not yet, it isn't, but once our new movie New York Minute hits theaters tomorrow, that could all change, sis."

Then, the girls giggled. Ashley said, "You are so right, sis. We've got our own production company and we have merchandising rights and we are like the richest teens in the world. All we need now is an Oscar. Hey, if Matt Damon and Ben Affleck can win one, why not us?"

The crowd fell into stunned silence until one of the Olsen twins said, "We're just kidding. Remember, we're the sweet girls who used to play Michelle on Full House. You can't believe anything mean about us. We really do want to thank all of our fans. Especially the ones who saw our movie, To Grandmother's House We Go."

"Wait! What about the idiots who watched our cartoon where we played spies." The other twin chimed in.

"Yup, let's thank them all for making us mega-rich! Yippee! Now, we have to get ready for graduation. Bye!" The girls chimed in unison.

Then, they went back to chewing their bubble gum and text messaging notes back and forth as they walked to their SUVs and blared Clay Aiken's new CD from the stereo.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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