Karen Hughes Abortion Comment Aborts Criticism

Funny story written by Chuck Terzella

Friday, 30 April 2004

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"Yeah, Whatever She Said."

Former Presidential Advisor Karen (Trash em With a Smile) Hughes, one of the "Brains Behind the Bush" has run afoul of various women's rights groups by comparing Pro Choice advocates to Terrorists. The comment brought a firestorm of complaints and demands for an apology from Ms. Hughes, who along with Karl (Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain) Rove and Dick (Dick) Cheney form the Presidents frontal lobe.

Ms. Hughes has called the controversy, " grossly misstated, I would never compare Pro Choice baby killers to Terrorists. The Pro Choice lobby are much worse than Terrorists. Saying that I equate the two is a gross insult to Terrorists everywhere."

Ahmed Bull Durham, president of the Union of Terrorists, Thugs, Losers and Dead Enders has also expressed dismay at the alleged comparison, saying, " What do you think we are? Sure we bomb, kill and maim but we would never hurt an unborn baby, unless of course we happen to blow up a pregnant woman, but that's different. We like to consider that ‘friendly fire' ".

President George (Stay the Course...Aim for Those Rocks) Bush has refused to comment on the controversy, saying "Until someone tells me what to say, I'm not saying anything. I'm too smart to fall into that trap. There, Mission Accomplished!"

(This story approved by Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse)

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