Trump's Apprentice Sends Construction Workers to ER on Day One
Bill Rancic, winner of the reality show "The Apprentice", and now, President of some Trump company, burned two construction workers who are building the Chicago skyscraper that Rancic is overseeing.Read full story
Who's More Talented: Nick or Jessica?
I know that the article section is not a place for heated debates, but I just couldn't resist. This debate is going to end up being so heated. Who is more talented, Nick Lachey or Jessica Simpson? I know the cutie-patootie super-couple seems to have it all: looks, talent and well, they have their looks don't they? I admit I am jealous as all get out because well, my husband was neve...Read full story
It Really Was Clintons Fault
In a stunning turnaround from his previous position as an anti-Bush Liberal, Chuck Terzella has openly come out in support of the Administrations actions pre 9/11. The former bleeding heart left wing pansy was quoted as saying, "You know, I like many...Read full story
Eclipse not "brilliant" for all parties.
Moon suffers through Earth's total lack of regard.Read full story
Apprentice Scandal: Does Carolyn Look like Di?
Americans were shocked last night when Donald Trump said that his right-hand woman, Carolyn Kepcher, looked like Princess Di.Read full story
Rumsfeld: "We've Got it all Sewn Up"
In a sure sign that United States Secretary of Defense believes that the military situation in Iraq is falling apart, Donald Rumsfeld has ordered that more than 115 soldiers from the 974th Quartermaster Co. based in Amarillo Texas be kept in Iraq for...Read full story
Woman Charged in Beating Death of Personal Computer
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON - Microsoft systems analyst, Melinda Bates was charged today with manslaughter in the beating death of her personal office computer "Ted". The body of the computer was found by hikers, out on a day hike, under heavy bru...Read full story
In home Surgery Kits Available For The Uninsured
SHOW ME, MISSOURI - In home surgery kits are now available in local pharmacies for minor surgery, to be performed by patients, for little out of pocket cost. "I have no health insurance and I was able to remove a small skin cancer by myself for...Read full story