Tony Blair offers European truce
Several European TV channels have broadcast a videotape purportedly made by Tony Blair which apparently offers the members of the EU a truce "if they stop being foreign".Read full story
Bush Points to Signs of Job Growth
At a $2,000 a plate fundraiser in Miami Florida earlier today, President Bush pointed to what he said are very specific signs that America is finally adding new jobs at a meaningful pace.Read full story
Bennifer Has Been Replaced: Hollywood has new "Super Couple"
People all over the world are shouting and laughing and enjoying life again. The reason? Hollywood has a new Super Couple, an "It Pair".Read full story
Give Piece A Chance
Not content with inflaming anti-U.S. passions in the Middle East over it's invasion and mishandling of Iraq, President George ( Who cares about a bunch of Rag Heads?) Bush has gone to the next level by endorsing Israel's plan to unilaterally change...Read full story
The Birds And The Bees
The birds and the bees chat delivered from my father was short and too the point. "Don’t fuck anything you wouldn’t want to marry" What impacted me the most that day was the fact he had the balls to use profanity to a twelve-year-old. The discussion was ill timed. At age twelve I had already decided that my father was mostly smoke and mirrors and the only time I really too...Read full story
Ashcroft Orders Satirist Roundup!!
Unconfirmed Sources indicate a nation-wide round up of satirists has begun. Thousands of Department of Justice as well as AFT, FBI, NSA and even local police are being mobilized in the effort. Teams are fanning out across the nation arresting satiris...Read full story
Cyprus: US' Kofi Onanist Genuflects as India Threatens
US Secretary without Portfolio Kofi Annan says he would consider a request to delay simultaneous referendums on reuniting Cyprus but no one has asked except Cyprus' largest political party, the communist AKEL.Read full story