Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease
Two years after his wife underwent a double mastectomy to cut her cancer risk, actress and U.N. envoy Angelina Jolie today had surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes for the same reason, she wrote in The New York Times on Tuesday. Her...
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Ricky Gervais Wants To Go Out On A Date With Lindsay Lohan And Sample What Her Mama Gave Her
DES MOINES, Iowa - Comedian Ricky Gervais was in Iowa speaking at the annual convention of The Iowa Corn Casserole Council. Gervais, was a big hit at this year's Golden Globe Award Show where he skewered everyone from Johnny Depp and Angelina Joli...
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Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie
Hollywood, California - Having to put up with Angelina Jolie at the Oscars was hard enough for Jennifer Aniston but to endure seeing her arrive with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt? And both nominated for an Oscar, too? While she gets the job of an award...
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Doctor Orders Angelina Jolie To Get Her Big Lips Reduced or Risk Looking Like Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler
LOS ANGELES - Angelina Jolie's face doctor, Dr. Vernon Celticbridge, has informed the movie starlet that her lips augmentation surgery has continued to increase in size and that the lips are getting pretty close to starting to look a little bit on th...
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Everything Back To Normal With Angelina After Brad Pitt Gets His Spanking
While everyone knows that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have their 'ups and downs', few know about the spankings that have been a rumor for many years among Hollywood insiders. "I first heard about it from Billy Bob, Angelina's former husband", sta...
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Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up
(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard
Does Angelina Jolie's Secret Valentine To Brad Shows Mental Troubles Or Brilliance?
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PROVENCE, France - Fireworks erupted on the grounds of the $26 million mansion according to several of the estate employees. One of the swimming pool caretakers identified as Chevalier Franchot LaFry, 43, said that he was cleaning the leaves out of the pool when he heard quite a commotion coming from the garage area. He walked over and noticed that Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie were arguing at the...
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Angelina Jolie Adopts Virginia Tech, Madonna Pissed, Bono To Play Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope Expected
(Blacksburg, VA) -- United Nations Envoy for Children, Refugees, & Lip Gloss Angelina Jolie, never one to shy from the glare of the media spotlight, has adopted the entire student body of Virginia Tech. Madonna, pop star and celebrity adopter, expr...
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Angelina Jolie's phantom pregnancy ghosted by classic Womb Raider psychosis
France - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): French doctors have refused to perform an emergency caeserian on Angelina Jolie after ultrasound scans revealed nothing more than a fully-blown pseudocyesis.
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Brad Pitt Is Furious At The Allegations That Angelina Jolie Gave Justin Theroux A 'Lap Dance'
ST. BARTS - West Indies - Angelina Jolie took what she called a much needed vacation all by herself away from her husband Brad Pitt and their half dozen kids. Brad stayed back home in Provence, France while Angelina flew to St. Barts in the West I...
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The Reason Why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Want To Adopt X-Factor's Rachel Crow and Drew Ryniewicz
NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt was all smiles as he won the Best Actor Award at the 77th New York Film Critics Circle Award Gala for his portrayal of Billy Beane in the baseball film Moneyball. Pitt who was hobbling and walking with the aid of a $7,298...
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Hayden Panettiere sex tape on sale - Internet crashes!
Heroes starlet Hayden Panettiere has joined the ranks of the Hollywood elite by launching her own online sex video co-starring Angelina Jolie. Demand for the video has been so high the internet crashed at around 10pm last night and boffins have been...
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Gilles Marini To Star With Angelina Jolie In "008"
HOLLYWOOD - French actor Gilles Marini, who was the runnerup in this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars has just signed to star opposite Angelina Jolie in the James Bond motion picture 008. Marini said that he is looking forward to working w...
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Brad Pitt Is Denying That His Hurt Leg Is A Result of A Karate Kick From Angelina Jolie
NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt and his partner Angelina Jolie recently arrived in the Big Apple where they attended the 77th New York Film Critics Circle Award Gala. Pitt won the award for best actor for his portrayal of Billy Beane in the baseball mov...
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George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Vagina - Brad Pitt Doesen't Give A Toss
Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'not bothered' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's vagina when he returned home early from filming his latest movie. Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of J...
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Madonna attacks Brad Pitt for 'illegal adoption' of baby girl
Madonna Louise Ciccone has attacked Brad Pitt for adopting a child 'illegally' and sneaking the child out of her native country, hidden inside a large luggage bag. She said the man should never have visited an impoverished country with the sole in...
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Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall
WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In 1864, Congress allowed each state to contribute two statues of prominent citizens to be displayed in the building's Statuary Hall. There were only two qualifications: the citizens to be so "honored" had to be white and ma...
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