Funny story - Angelina Jolie Embarks on a New Film Project

Angelina Jolie Embarks on a New Film Project

After five years, Angelina Jolie is back to directing. She will lead the film 'A Turkey Monster Loose in Manhattan', based on a bestselling novel by a kindergarden girl named Annie May. May's mum helped write the novel based on her daughter's wil…

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode

Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode

HOLLYWOOD (AP) Angelina Jolie was rushed to the hospital this morning after a freak accident resulted in massive trauma to the beautiful actress. The fire rescue crew that transported Ms. Jolie to the hospital reported that her face looked like she w...

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie's Teeth Bucked Again

Angelina Jolie's Teeth Bucked Again

Although she's a beautiful lady, Angelina Jolies's teeth get bucked every six months or so and she has had six surgeries to have this corrected. Jolie admitted that it started while she was married to Billy Bobbing Thorton. "It was OK until t...

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Funny story - Everything Back To Normal With Angelina After Brad Pitt Gets His Spanking

Everything Back To Normal With Angelina After Brad Pitt Gets His Spanking

While everyone knows that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have their 'ups and downs', few know about the spankings that have been a rumor for many years among Hollywood insiders. "I first heard about it from Billy Bob, Angelina's former husband", sta...

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car

Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car

PROVENCE, France - Fireworks erupted on the grounds of the $26 million mansion according to several of the estate employees. One of the swimming pool caretakers identified as Chevalier Franchot LaFry, 43, said that he was cleaning the leaves out of the pool when he heard quite a commotion coming from the garage area. He walked over and noticed that Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie were arguing at the...

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Funny story - Brangelina files lawsuit against Tiger hooker Loredana Jolie

Brangelina files lawsuit against Tiger hooker Loredana Jolie

Orlando, Fla - (Reuterus): "A gratuitous abuse of the Jolie surname," attorney-at-law Sharke E Blinkenshyster commented today. "Ms Loredana Jolie - that's French for 'pretty' - has dragged my clients' name into a sordid circus of spiralling marita...

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Funny story - Brad Pitt Going Bald!

Brad Pitt Going Bald!

"I was surprised when it didn't all grow back!", Hollywood heart- throb Brad Pitt explained while catching a glimpse of himself for the hundredth time in the hallway mirror. "I look like a friar in one of those old eroll flynn movies" cried brad as...

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Funny story - Movie Studio To Release The Unreleased Michael Jackson - Angelina Jolie Movie

Movie Studio To Release The Unreleased Michael Jackson - Angelina Jolie Movie

HOLLYWOOD - Touchstone Pictures in association with Up The Creek Productions has said that they will be releasing Michael Jackson's last motion picture. The film which starred Angelina Jolie as the main character in the Lara Croft adventure series...

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Funny story - Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie

Hollywood, California - Having to put up with Angelina Jolie at the Oscars was hard enough for Jennifer Aniston but to endure seeing her arrive with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt? And both nominated for an Oscar, too? While she gets the job of an award...

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Funny story - Hayden Panettiere sex tape on sale - Internet crashes!

Hayden Panettiere sex tape on sale - Internet crashes!

Heroes starlet Hayden Panettiere has joined the ranks of the Hollywood elite by launching her own online sex video co-starring Angelina Jolie. Demand for the video has been so high the internet crashed at around 10pm last night and boffins have been...

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Funny story - Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie Found Hiding Behind Trees

Angelina Jolie Found Hiding Behind Trees

After receiving a report of a shot fired near the residence if Angelina Jolie, police say they found the shaken actress hiding in the trees behind her house. "We couldn't get anything from her at first because she was badly frightened as a shotgu...

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie Cures Boredom with Surprising Affair

Angelina Jolie Cures Boredom with Surprising Affair

Movie star Angelina Jolie is bored with her relationship with Brad Pitt, according to a new report in Slur Magazine. Here is an excerpt: "Angelina's bored to death," says an unnamed source. "She craves excitement and new things, and Brad's more o...

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie and Adam Lambert To Star With Ron Jeremy in "Digital Switchover"

Angelina Jolie and Adam Lambert To Star With Ron Jeremy in "Digital Switchover"

HOLLYWOOD - Angelina Jolie and Adam Lambert will be appearing with Ron Jeremy in Bandini Borrapelli's production of Digital Switchover. The movie takes place in Brentwood, California. Lambert and Jeremy star as TV cable repairmen Billy Yastremski...

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel

Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel

PARIS - The Paris Souffle-Sun is reporting what could turn out to be the biggest adoption fight in the history of adoptions. World famous actress Angelina Jolie and world famous singer Madonna have both expressed a desire to add Hollie Steel, the...

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Funny story - Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - As the media continues struggling to find an appropriate nickname for the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split, the entrance of Angelina Jolie on the fringe of the failed Pitt marriage is wreaking extra nickna...

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie Wants Custody of Michael Jackson's Kids

Angelina Jolie Wants Custody of Michael Jackson's Kids

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has made it known that she would like to adopt Michael Jackson's children Paris, Prince, and Blanket. Jolie and her fiancé Brad Pitt already have six children but the actress stressed that Kate Gosselin has eight and...

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Funny story - Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Reports from Romania are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods; but ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a woolen hat, traces of blood and chewed up bones in an area of the wo...

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie set to destroy own vagina

Angelina Jolie set to destroy own vagina

Angeline Jolie, the big-lipped star of Tomb Raider today confirmed she was expecting twins thus abandoning any hope of retaining a youthful tuppence.

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie Seen Leaving Miley Cyrus House

Angelina Jolie Seen Leaving Miley Cyrus House

Just when you think there can be no more surprises to the career of Miley Cyrus, her dad and mom break up, she breaks up with Liam Hemsworth and now, neighbors with sharp cameras loaned to them (Write to us) say that they have seen actress Angelina J...

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