Brad Pitt Going Bald!
"I was surprised when it didn't all grow back!", Hollywood heart- throb Brad Pitt explained while catching a glimpse of himself for the hundredth time in the hallway mirror. "I look like a friar in one of those old eroll flynn movies" cried brad as...Read full story
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle
Movie stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose marriage ended in a split in 2016, have ended their custardy battle in agreement, reports the Spoof. Pitt and Jolie - commonly referred to by fans as 'Brangelina' - have six children aged between 10...Read full story
WikiLeaks: Angelina Jolie Worked For CIA
Although not near as startling as the fact that Julia Child was a spy during World War II, the report in WikiLeaks CIA file shows that actress Angelina Jolie was working for them for 4-5 years before dropping out two years ago. "She was doing a gr...Read full story
Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo
VENICE BEACH, California - One of America's most infamous GOP political commentators Ann Coulter told GOPicky Magazine that she traveled to Venice Beach, California to get a Republican themed tattoo. "Trigger Face" Coulter, as Vice-President Joe B...Read full story
George Clooney Angrily Tells Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - "Your Pack of Brats Are No Longer Welcome In My Home!"
BELLAGIO, Italy - As soon as George Clooney pulled into the driveway of his Italian mansion Villa Oleandra Oxen Free, located on beautiful Lake Perry Como he knew that something was amiss. The Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie 'United Nations of a Fami...Read full story
Angelina Furious After Brad Pitt Allows Ex Jennifer Aniston To Stroke His Massive Cock!
Actress Angelina Jolie is said to be furious after discovering that husband Brad Pitt has allowed his former girlfriend Jennifer Aniston to stroke his massive cock! Aniston, who was just passing the Pitt/Jolie house heard a familiar noise emitting...Read full story
Brad Pitt Is Furious At The Allegations That Angelina Jolie Gave Justin Theroux A 'Lap Dance'
ST. BARTS - West Indies - Angelina Jolie took what she called a much needed vacation all by herself away from her husband Brad Pitt and their half dozen kids. Brad stayed back home in Provence, France while Angelina flew to St. Barts in the West I...Read full story
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Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...Read full story
George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Vagina - Brad Pitt Doesen't Give A Toss
Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'not bothered' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's vagina when he returned home early from filming his latest movie. Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of J...Read full story
Pitt-Jolie Divorce Terms : Pitt Agrees To Living On $500 a Month If She Gets All The Annoying Kids, "Visitation neither desired nor at all necessary," says Pitt Lawyer.
Los Angeles, CA - Details are emerging now about a pending divorce settlement between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, in which Jolie gets all the children. "Mr. Pitt always found them annoying," his own attorney said. He went on to say that Jol...Read full story
Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Angelina Jolie was rushed to the hospital this morning after a freak accident resulted in massive trauma to the beautiful actress. The fire rescue crew that transported Ms. Jolie to the hospital reported that her face looked like she w...Read full story
George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Pussy - Brad Pitt Said To Be Furious
Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'livid' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's Pussy when he returned home early from filming his latest movie. Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of Jolie and...Read full story
Angelina Jolie After Robert Pattinson? No, Apparently It's Kristen Stewart
Even old hands at reporting in Hollywood are getting mixed-up with who's who and what's what these days. According to the latest news in "Hollywood Blue", Kristen Stewart who has been battling with another vampire lady has ran head first into a re...Read full story
Angelina Jolie Makes An Astounding Announcement
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie says that she has really grow quite depressed at the fact that her longtime boyfriend Brad Pitt has put their wedding on hold. Jolie was ready to finally become Mrs. Brad Pitt when her blonde paramour literally pulle...Read full story
Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease
Two years after his wife underwent a double mastectomy to cut her cancer risk, actress and U.N. envoy Angelina Jolie today had surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes for the same reason, she wrote in The New York Times on Tuesday. Her...Read full story
Oprah Winfrey Wants To Adopt Michael Jackson's Daughter, Paris Jackson
CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently told her BFF Gayle King that she truly feels sorry for Paris Jackson and she wants to see what she can do about helping her to get her act together. Winfrey speaking with Yodelle Denzel St. Bling of Afro Sheen Maga...Read full story
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: "No Presents Please"
NEW YORK CITY - After seven years of living together without the benefit of a marriage license Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally decided to make their relationship legal. The couple stated that the reason why they decided to become husband...Read full story
Angelina Jolie and Adam Lambert To Star With Ron Jeremy in "Digital Switchover"
HOLLYWOOD - Angelina Jolie and Adam Lambert will be appearing with Ron Jeremy in Bandini Borrapelli's production of Digital Switchover. The movie takes place in Brentwood, California. Lambert and Jeremy star as TV cable repairmen Billy Yastremski...Read full story
Angelina Jolie Hints That She May Be Dumping Brad Pitt
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie recently appeared on The View and she made some interesting comments to Barbara Walters. Jolie said that she is growing very impatient with fiancé Brad Pitt who keeps putting off their wedding plans. She said that...Read full story
Jennifer Aniston's New Nude Workout Video Is Flying Off The Shelves
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston reports that she hasn't been as happy as she is now since back when she was still strutting her stuff as Mrs. Brad Pitt. The 42-year-old actress who many say is much better looking than Angelina Jolie, who stole...Read full story