Funny story: Brad Pitt Going Bald!

Brad Pitt Going Bald!

"I was surprised when it didn't all grow back!", Hollywood heart- throb Brad Pitt explained while catching a glimpse of himself for the hundredth time in the hallway mirror. "I look like a friar in one of those old eroll flynn movies" cried brad as...

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Funny story: Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie

Hollywood, California - Having to put up with Angelina Jolie at the Oscars was hard enough for Jennifer Aniston but to endure seeing her arrive with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt? And both nominated for an Oscar, too? While she gets the job of an award...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Explains Her Upskirt Photos

Angelina Jolie Explains Her Upskirt Photos

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie was in New York City on a promotional tour for her brand new line of perfume named Scent of Jolie. As the actress was getting out of a cab in downtown Manhattan several members of the Big Apple paparazzi managed to s...

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Funny story: George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Vagina - Brad Pitt Doesen't Give A Toss

George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Vagina - Brad Pitt Doesen't Give A Toss

Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'not bothered' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's vagina when he returned home early from filming his latest movie. Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of J...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and That Darn Horse Photo

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and That Darn Horse Photo

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that the Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie relationship has hit a speed bump in their wonderful world of wanderlust. A photo has appeared in the latest edition of the supermarket tabloid Just Saying which shows a naked Jolie st...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

New York - "These guys just don't have that kind of spare cash lying around," a spokesperson for SuperMegaYachts.com said today, "the whole dumb story is a pile of crap." The rebuttal comes after an Irish Sunday newspaper claimed Brad and Ange had...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Fed Up With Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie Fed Up With Brad Pitt

NEW YORK CITY - The newly engaged Angelina Jolie, 37, is reportedly quite upset at her soon-to-be husband Brad Pitt. According to her hair stylist the transgendered Delilah Fizz, Jolie is extremely angry and fed up at the fact that since announcin...

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Funny story: OMFG! I just l-u-r-v-e Brad so much I'll even stop shagging slags, says Angelina

OMFG! I just l-u-r-v-e Brad so much I'll even stop shagging slags, says Angelina

Hollywood, California - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): "I'll do absolutely anything to keep my man's attention," Angelina Jolie has told reporters.

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Funny story: 2008's hottest couples

2008's hottest couples

The nominations are: Jesse McCartney and Miley Cyrus Zac Efron and Anne Hestia Kevin Brody and Hilary Duff Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie John Mayor and Haylie Duff Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, Sadly Vanessa Hudgens was left out this year because of her break up with Zac, Jesse and Justin. And the winners are: Zac and Anne… thought they haven't been together for long but as you...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Leg Pose Replaces the Tim Tebow Move at NFL Combine

Angelina Jolie Leg Pose Replaces the Tim Tebow Move at NFL Combine

Though many in attendance at the 2012 Oscars considered it to be much ado about nothing, Angelina Jolie's memorable leg pose has replaced Tim Tebow's kneeling move as the new spoof pose at the NFL Combine. Former college athletes are competing for...

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Funny story: Kate and Octomom the New Pitt and Jolie

Kate and Octomom the New Pitt and Jolie

Celebrity's newest couple, Kate Gosselin and Octomom, are quickly becoming the new Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie when it comes to adoption. By joining forces, sources close to the couple say that it is almost certain that Kate will adopt Octomom'...

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Funny story: Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna who has a storied history of getting into feuds with other celebrities has added a new one to her list of feud participants. The 53-year-old songstress recently remarked that Angelina Jolie, who has just announced her pregn...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Disses Jennifer Aniston

Angelina Jolie Disses Jennifer Aniston

NEW YORK CITY - The Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brood of half a dozen youngsters were out picnicking in Central Park. The couple had hired three off-duty members of the NYPD to provide security for the family. No one was allowed to come within...

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Funny story: Megan Fox naked at Pink Taco

Megan Fox naked at Pink Taco

HOLLYWOOD (Calf.) -- Last night I was on my way to interview Angelina Jolie and was passing the new sheik Pink Taco eatery when I spotted Andy Dick, in what appeared to be a latex condom costume. I was about to shout Dick a question when he gave the six-or-so paparazzi the finger and galloped into the eatery.

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Funny story: George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Pussy - Brad Pitt Said To Be Furious

George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Pussy - Brad Pitt Said To Be Furious

Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'livid' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's Pussy when he returned home early from filming his latest movie. Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of Jolie and...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Demands That George Clooney Apologize For Calling Her Kids, "A Pack of Brats"

Angelina Jolie Demands That George Clooney Apologize For Calling Her Kids, "A Pack of Brats"

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Brad Pitt is currently in New Orleans filming the latest in the Indian Jones adventure series of films entitled, Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternative Life Style. The film also stars Harrison Ford, Neil Patrick H...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 12th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 12th July 2012

Wolves pair Steven Fletcher and Matt Jarvis can leave the relegated club - but only for "once-in-a-lifetime offers". No word yet form Angelina Jolie - but never give up hope. The Al-Hasawi family have completed their takeover of Championship side Nottingham Forest from the estate of Nigel Doughty. They're gonna be fuming when they find out its a football club and not a real forest. In an a...

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Funny story: Everything Back To Normal With Angelina After Brad Pitt Gets His Spanking

Everything Back To Normal With Angelina After Brad Pitt Gets His Spanking

While everyone knows that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have their 'ups and downs', few know about the spankings that have been a rumor for many years among Hollywood insiders. "I first heard about it from Billy Bob, Angelina's former husband", sta...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Produces Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

Angelina Jolie Produces Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

Movie Actress Angelina Jolie, wife of actor Brad Pitt and adopted mother of eighteen children from twenty-three different countries and thirty-six different nationalities, claims that she can produce the birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama, the...

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