Brad Pitt Going Bald!
"I was surprised when it didn't all grow back!", Hollywood heart- throb Brad Pitt explained while catching a glimpse of himself for the hundredth time in the hallway mirror. "I look like a friar in one of those old eroll flynn movies" cried brad as...
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Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna who has a storied history of getting into feuds with other celebrities has added a new one to her list of feud participants. The 53-year-old songstress recently remarked that Angelina Jolie, who has just announced her pregn...
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Brad and Angelina Nearly Come To Blows At Discovery Twins Look Like Billy Bob Thornton and Jennifer Aniston
Hollywood mega-stars and U.N. parents of the year Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie nearly came to blows when they discovered that their newborn twins closely resemble their ex-lovers, Jennifer Aniston and Billy Bob Thornton. The newborns, who refused to...
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Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!
Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie expecting quintuplets? Truth exposed!
HOLLYWOOD - Angelina Jolie was overheard yesterday confiding to a close friend during lunch that she and Brad Pitt were expecting five children in November 2005 and, as the Tinseltown grapevine wound the news to the top, all of Hollywood strug...
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Angelina Jolie's father catches the swine flu
Angelina Jolie's father is in the hospital after contracting the notorious swine flu. His life long friend Elton John addressed the media outside the hospital. After being notified of her fathers condition, Angelina Jolie rushed to the hospital to...
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Angelina Jolie Furious As Brad Pitt Spotted At A Topless Bar
Brad Pitt Knew the End of the Marriage Was Near When Angelina Kept Turning Into Millificent
Angelina Jolie Wants To Move To Greenland
Angelina Jolie's Teeth Bucked Again
Angelina Jolie Explains The Symbolism Behind Her Latest 'Crotch Region' Tattoo
Angelina Jolie: Pregnant!
Celebrity baby name scandal
Angelina Jolie Says She Wants To Adopt A Baby From Sochi, Russia
Angelina Jolie Says She Did Not Cheat On Brad Pitt With John Mayer
Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt - Lose Weight Or I Won't Marry You
Brad Pitt In A Rant Over Angelina's Lovemaking, BP Oil Leak!
Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs
Brangelina adopts orphaned goldfish
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's PR agent has made a special, shock announcement this morning that his clients have just adopted an orphaned goldfish by the name of Ju Ju from the Chinese province of Xing Xing Chikan. Ju Ju is pronounced Seafood Delig...
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Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have applied to adopt several Oscar nominees after meeting them at the Oscar Ceremony on Sunday Night. Best Supporting Actress winner Lupita Nyong'o and Captain Philips Best Supporting Actor Nominee Barkhad Abdi were b...
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Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie
Hollywood, California - Having to put up with Angelina Jolie at the Oscars was hard enough for Jennifer Aniston but to endure seeing her arrive with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt? And both nominated for an Oscar, too? While she gets the job of an award...
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Angelina Jolie Nude In Playguy Magazine
HOLLYWOOD - Playguy Magazine is thrilled to announce that Angelina Jolie has finally agreed to appear in a nude layout in the number one men's magazine in America. The 33-year-old beauty agreed to appear in the Playguy spread for a reported $4 mil...
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Angelina Jolie Found Hiding Behind Trees
After receiving a report of a shot fired near the residence if Angelina Jolie, police say they found the shaken actress hiding in the trees behind her house. "We couldn't get anything from her at first because she was badly frightened as a shotgu...
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Furious At Ann Coulter Who Says Brad and Angie Don't Have Kids They Have A Zoo
LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and their half dozen kids flew from their mansion in Provence, France to LAX so the kids could ride on the world famous Santa Monica Pier carousel. Brad said that last week he had told the children that if...
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Johnny Depp Devastated As Amber Heard Dumps Him
NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Johnny Depp sure got sucker punched by his brand new girlfriend Amber Heard as Mr. D got D'd for dumped. Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo noted that the relationship had barely gotten off the ground and...
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Madonna attacks Brad Pitt for 'illegal adoption' of baby girl
Madonna Louise Ciccone has attacked Brad Pitt for adopting a child 'illegally' and sneaking the child out of her native country, hidden inside a large luggage bag. She said the man should never have visited an impoverished country with the sole in...
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Football Gossip & comments 12th July 2012
Wolves pair Steven Fletcher and Matt Jarvis can leave the relegated club - but only for "once-in-a-lifetime offers". No word yet form Angelina Jolie - but never give up hope. The Al-Hasawi family have completed their takeover of Championship side Nottingham Forest from the estate of Nigel Doughty. They're gonna be fuming when they find out its a football club and not a real forest. In an a...
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Madonna Offers To Adopt All Of Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt's Children
PIMLICO, England - Madonna was in Pimlico visiting an old high school friend who manages Lady MacBetty's Pole Dancing Lounge, Pub, and Crumpet Shoppe. Naomi Bickerlow, said that she had not seen Madonna since they had graduated from Chief Rain-in-...
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Pitt and Jolie to Become ABC's First Celebrity Bachelor/Bachelorette
Hollywood, CA - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have agreed to become the first "celebrity" bachelor and bachelorette on the aging television series of the same name, which will feature only divorced celebrities vying to fall in love with the famous cou...
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Brangelina & Tomcat Shock World, Adopt U.S. Babies
Falling out of the entertainment headlines for an entire week, two of Hollywood's most famous couples were quick to make announcements on the same day, regarding plans for the adoption of orphans from within the U.S. borders. Meeting with reporter...
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Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!
Mexico's murder rate went up by six this weekend, now topping 22,600 since 2006, with the discovery of 6 more victims, three who had their 'hearts ripped out' as part of Felipe Calderon's incentive to promote tourism while criticizing Arizona's crack...
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Heather Locklear, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie Spotted In NYC With Billy Bunter
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Brangelinaton: Jenn & Angie Agree on Custody of Brad's Joint!
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Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Appear In A Nude Spy Mystery
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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Turn Down Giant Baby Adoption
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Angelina Jolie Leg Pose Replaces the Tim Tebow Move at NFL Combine
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Jennifer Aniston Talks Openly Regarding Marriage, Her Raging Hormones, and Brad Pitt
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Angelina Jolie Explains Her Upskirt Photos
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Brad Pitt Tells Angelina Jolie To Stop Texting That Loser Billy Bob Thornton Or The Engagement Is Off
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