Brad Pitt Going Bald!
"I was surprised when it didn't all grow back!", Hollywood heart- throb Brad Pitt explained while catching a glimpse of himself for the hundredth time in the hallway mirror. "I look like a friar in one of those old eroll flynn movies" cried brad as...
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Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Angelina Jolie was rushed to the hospital this morning after a freak accident resulted in massive trauma to the beautiful actress. The fire rescue crew that transported Ms. Jolie to the hospital reported that her face looked like she w...
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Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna who has a storied history of getting into feuds with other celebrities has added a new one to her list of feud participants. The 53-year-old songstress recently remarked that Angelina Jolie, who has just announced her pregn...
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Everything Back To Normal With Angelina After Brad Pitt Gets His Spanking
While everyone knows that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have their 'ups and downs', few know about the spankings that have been a rumor for many years among Hollywood insiders. "I first heard about it from Billy Bob, Angelina's former husband", sta...
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Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!
Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...
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Angelina Jolie Explains Her Upskirt Photos
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie was in New York City on a promotional tour for her brand new line of perfume named Scent of Jolie. As the actress was getting out of a cab in downtown Manhattan several members of the Big Apple paparazzi managed to s...
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Barack Obama Selects Angelina Jolie as VP
Angelina Jolie Explains The Symbolism Behind Her Latest 'Crotch Region' Tattoo
Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Will Name Her Baby Brad
WikiLeaks: Angelina Jolie Worked For CIA
Angelina Jolie Talks About Her Upcoming Surgery
Angelina Jolie's phantom pregnancy ghosted by classic Womb Raider psychosis
Angelina Jolie gives birth - Madonna to adopt
Lady Gaga To Make Her Acting Debut
Jennifer Aniston Has Remarked That If Brad Pitt Leaves Angelina Jolie She'll Take Him Back In A Snap of Her Finger!
Chelsea Handler Fires a Sarcastic Salvo at Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie and Madonna sign for celebrity surrogate
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt take "Mr. Bubble" Baths together; she says he's so dirty that he likes to do it with a Rubber Ducky...watching
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard
New York - "These guys just don't have that kind of spare cash lying around," a spokesperson for SuperMegaYachts.com said today, "the whole dumb story is a pile of crap." The rebuttal comes after an Irish Sunday newspaper claimed Brad and Ange had...
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Brad and Angelina Adopt Botswana
The Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have adopted Botswana the small South African country. The couple had gone there just looking for another child. Clutching Brad's hand Angy said "We saw so many cutey wutey helpless little on...
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Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie
Hollywood, California - Having to put up with Angelina Jolie at the Oscars was hard enough for Jennifer Aniston but to endure seeing her arrive with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt? And both nominated for an Oscar, too? While she gets the job of an award...
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Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease
Two years after his wife underwent a double mastectomy to cut her cancer risk, actress and U.N. envoy Angelina Jolie today had surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes for the same reason, she wrote in The New York Times on Tuesday. Her...
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George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Vagina - Brad Pitt Doesen't Give A Toss
Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'not bothered' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's vagina when he returned home early from filming his latest movie. Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of J...
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Jack Nicholson livid at ex-CIA spook's Angelina Jolie, Sen John Edwards paternity claims
Los Angeles - (Overactive Prostate Gland Mess): Hollywood's top cold war lothario and random inseminator of pointless randy women Jack Nicholson is spitting venom. A former top CIA official says Bill Clinton ordered a cover-up of the Cuckoo's Nest...
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Angelina Jolie Applies To Adopt 12 Years A Slave and Captain Philips Oscar Stars
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have applied to adopt several Oscar nominees after meeting them at the Oscar Ceremony on Sunday Night. Best Supporting Actress winner Lupita Nyong'o and Captain Philips Best Supporting Actor Nominee Barkhad Abdi were b...
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Hayden Panettiere sex tape on sale - Internet crashes!
Heroes starlet Hayden Panettiere has joined the ranks of the Hollywood elite by launching her own online sex video co-starring Angelina Jolie. Demand for the video has been so high the internet crashed at around 10pm last night and boffins have been...
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Angelina Jolie Wants Custody of Michael Jackson's Kids
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has made it known that she would like to adopt Michael Jackson's children Paris, Prince, and Blanket. Jolie and her fiancé Brad Pitt already have six children but the actress stressed that Kate Gosselin has eight and...
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Angelina Jolie Says She Wants To Adopt A Baby From Sochi, Russia
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have six children and now a close friend of Angelina's has said that the actress wants to adopt a Russian baby. Jolie has three biological children plus she has adopted one each from Cambodia, Vietnam,...
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Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Appear In PlayGuy For $1.2 Million
CHICAGO - Jennifer Aniston really made quite an impression as the brunette dentist in her role as Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. in the 2011 hit motion picture Horrible Bosses. Aniston certainly shot down the old adage that 'blondes have more fun,' as s...
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Brad Pitt to star in Bugger Bognor zombie film
Brad Pitt has been on location in Bognor Regis preparing to shoot scenes for his latest zombie film Bugger Bognor. The post-apocalyptic horror movie is based on the true story of retired deckchair attendant Ted Snivel who fought off flesh eating...
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Angelina Jolie Continues To Buy Brad Pitt's Love By Buying Him A $1.6 Million Helicopter
PROVENCE, France - Close friends of Angelina Jolie have remarked that as the actress has gotten older she has also become a lot more insecure. Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that one of Jolie's very close friends Winnie Suzy Willowick, 37, recently...
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Jolie Nearly Adopts Jennifer Aniston
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Brangelina sued for $10,000,000 by family of road-kill rodent!
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Brangelina & Tomcat Shock World, Adopt U.S. Babies
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Angelina Jolie to tackle BP oil spill
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Brad Pitt To Star In World War Z
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Angelina Jolie to star in "Dragon With a Girl Tattoo"
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Angelina Jolie Punched Hard In Eye & Nose
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Kathy Griffin Fires Back At Jennifer Aniston Calling Her An Unmarriageable Symbolic "Salt Shaker"
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Johnny Depp Devastated As Amber Heard Dumps Him
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Ann Coulter, Republican Political Commentator Gets A GOP Themed Tattoo
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Angelina adopts Knut
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Second Controversial Jolie Video Surfaces
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WALL-E Enormous at the Box Office; Jolie's Jugs Come in 2nd
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Angelina Jolie gives birth to quads
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Pitt And Jolie To Marry February 30th
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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Madonna
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Angelina Jolie is compromised in lesbian love affair
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"The Tourist" Bombs - Jolie Blames Depp, Depp Blames Jolie
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The Reason Why Angelina Jolie Is So Insanely Jealous of George Clooney's Girlfriend Stacy Keibler
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Brangelina on the brink of divorce over Fargo incident!
