Angelina Jolie Embarks on a New Film Project
After five years, Angelina Jolie is back to directing. She will lead the film 'A Turkey Monster Loose in Manhattan', based on a bestselling novel by a kindergarden girl named Annie May. May's mum helped write the novel based on her daughter's wil…
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Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Angelina Jolie was rushed to the hospital this morning after a freak accident resulted in massive trauma to the beautiful actress. The fire rescue crew that transported Ms. Jolie to the hospital reported that her face looked like she w...
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Angelina Jolie's Teeth Bucked Again
Although she's a beautiful lady, Angelina Jolies's teeth get bucked every six months or so and she has had six surgeries to have this corrected. Jolie admitted that it started while she was married to Billy Bobbing Thorton. "It was OK until t...
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Everything Back To Normal With Angelina After Brad Pitt Gets His Spanking
While everyone knows that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have their 'ups and downs', few know about the spankings that have been a rumor for many years among Hollywood insiders. "I first heard about it from Billy Bob, Angelina's former husband", sta...
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Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car
PROVENCE, France - Fireworks erupted on the grounds of the $26 million mansion according to several of the estate employees. One of the swimming pool caretakers identified as Chevalier Franchot LaFry, 43, said that he was cleaning the leaves out of the pool when he heard quite a commotion coming from the garage area. He walked over and noticed that Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie were arguing at the...
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Brangelina files lawsuit against Tiger hooker Loredana Jolie
Orlando, Fla - (Reuterus): "A gratuitous abuse of the Jolie surname," attorney-at-law Sharke E Blinkenshyster commented today. "Ms Loredana Jolie - that's French for 'pretty' - has dragged my clients' name into a sordid circus of spiralling marita...
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Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard
Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To Some More Bizarrely-Named Babies
Angelina Jolie raffles vagina to raise funds for Cambodian orphanage
Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!
Jolly Jolie Sex Scene
Megan Fox naked at Pink Taco
Brad Pitt attacked by Jolie's old lesbian lover
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY
Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease
Heather Locklear, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie Spotted In NYC With Billy Bunter

Brad Pitt Going Bald!
"I was surprised when it didn't all grow back!", Hollywood heart- throb Brad Pitt explained while catching a glimpse of himself for the hundredth time in the hallway mirror. "I look like a friar in one of those old eroll flynn movies" cried brad as...
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Movie Studio To Release The Unreleased Michael Jackson - Angelina Jolie Movie
HOLLYWOOD - Touchstone Pictures in association with Up The Creek Productions has said that they will be releasing Michael Jackson's last motion picture. The film which starred Angelina Jolie as the main character in the Lara Croft adventure series...
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Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie
Hollywood, California - Having to put up with Angelina Jolie at the Oscars was hard enough for Jennifer Aniston but to endure seeing her arrive with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt? And both nominated for an Oscar, too? While she gets the job of an award...
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Hayden Panettiere sex tape on sale - Internet crashes!
Heroes starlet Hayden Panettiere has joined the ranks of the Hollywood elite by launching her own online sex video co-starring Angelina Jolie. Demand for the video has been so high the internet crashed at around 10pm last night and boffins have been...
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Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...
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Angelina Jolie Found Hiding Behind Trees
After receiving a report of a shot fired near the residence if Angelina Jolie, police say they found the shaken actress hiding in the trees behind her house. "We couldn't get anything from her at first because she was badly frightened as a shotgu...
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Angelina Jolie Cures Boredom with Surprising Affair
Movie star Angelina Jolie is bored with her relationship with Brad Pitt, according to a new report in Slur Magazine. Here is an excerpt: "Angelina's bored to death," says an unnamed source. "She craves excitement and new things, and Brad's more o...
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Angelina Jolie and Adam Lambert To Star With Ron Jeremy in "Digital Switchover"
HOLLYWOOD - Angelina Jolie and Adam Lambert will be appearing with Ron Jeremy in Bandini Borrapelli's production of Digital Switchover. The movie takes place in Brentwood, California. Lambert and Jeremy star as TV cable repairmen Billy Yastremski...
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Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel
PARIS - The Paris Souffle-Sun is reporting what could turn out to be the biggest adoption fight in the history of adoptions. World famous actress Angelina Jolie and world famous singer Madonna have both expressed a desire to add Hollie Steel, the...
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Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname
Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - As the media continues struggling to find an appropriate nickname for the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split, the entrance of Angelina Jolie on the fringe of the failed Pitt marriage is wreaking extra nickna...
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Angelina Jolie Wants Custody of Michael Jackson's Kids
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has made it known that she would like to adopt Michael Jackson's children Paris, Prince, and Blanket. Jolie and her fiancé Brad Pitt already have six children but the actress stressed that Kate Gosselin has eight and...
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Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise
Reports from Romania are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods; but ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a woolen hat, traces of blood and chewed up bones in an area of the wo...
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Angelina Jolie Seen Leaving Miley Cyrus House
Just when you think there can be no more surprises to the career of Miley Cyrus, her dad and mom break up, she breaks up with Liam Hemsworth and now, neighbors with sharp cameras loaned to them (Write to us) say that they have seen actress Angelina J...
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Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode
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Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie
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Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel
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Angelina Jolie and Adam Lambert To Star With Ron Jeremy in "Digital Switchover"
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Angelina Jolie Found Hiding Behind Trees
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Everything Back To Normal With Angelina After Brad Pitt Gets His Spanking
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Angelina Jolie's Teeth Bucked Again
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Angelina Jolie Cures Boredom with Surprising Affair
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Angelina Jolie Wants Custody of Michael Jackson's Kids
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Angelina Jolie Embarks on a New Film Project
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Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname
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Hayden Panettiere sex tape on sale - Internet crashes!
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Angelina Jolie set to destroy own vagina
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Movie Studio To Release The Unreleased Michael Jackson - Angelina Jolie Movie
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Brangelina files lawsuit against Tiger hooker Loredana Jolie
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Angelina Jolie Seen Leaving Miley Cyrus House
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Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car
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Brad Pitt Going Bald!
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Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise
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