Written by howy

Thursday, 21 May 2009

image for Brad Pitt attacked by Jolie's old lesbian lover
Prison cell where Angelina Jolie was first turned-out

Brad Pitt is verbally attacked by Jenny Shimizu because Angelina doesn't spend lavishly with Shimizu anymore.

Greasy auto mechanic and ex-prison inmate, Jenny Shimizu, who shared a prison cell with Jolie during a ten year lesbian affair and who violently turned-out Jolie during Jolie's first night in prison is now coming out with tell all interviews.

Angelina Jolie's lesbian lover has given this warning to the star's boyfriend Brad Pitt: "There has never been an end to her and I think there never will be."

Ex-prison feme, Jenny has spoken for the first time about her steamy ten-year prison relationship with bisexual Angelina and her belief that Brad's relationship may be short-lived.

Tattooed Jenny says: "She's always had lovers in prison who relied on her. If she can ring you and you meet up then she can take care of your sexual needs. "Whenever she calls me up, I visit her to make her feel like a man again."

Sometimes we go to her property in Cambodia and explore the jungle. "It's definitely more of a deeper friendship since we are not in prison anymore. She's the person I alway cared about in prison and always helped and I always will be there for her."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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